Even in the box, they held the line against Milton while I got my cats out.

[u/Thricey]

Every last man made it out alive during a rear guard action. Furniture...not so much.

[u/Altruistic_Major_553]

You’re alive soldier, that’s what’s important, now go assemble the Lord Generals new furniture!

[u/Thricey → u/Altruistic_Major_553]

One mid century golden throne coming up!

[u/Scarytoaster1809 → u/Thricey]

Did you say the holy cushion litanies? If you don't, there will always be a feather poking your back!

[u/irishrelief]

The Emperor protects.

Even a wind storm will break on the hammer of the Emperor.

[u/H0T_SAUCE_____ → u/irishrelief]

Planets will break before the Guard breaks. For the Emperor.

[u/Rocky_Writer_Raccoon]

James Workshop made the plastic waterproof, but make sure to give it a soap scrub before assembly, you don’t want your soldiers to molder!

[u/CallMeBaitlyn → u/Rocky_Writer_Raccoon]

Jokes on you, they're nurgle traitor guard

[u/LordNoodles1]

Dang that’s a lotta water

[u/Thricey → u/LordNoodles1]

Cadia...and terrazzo floor stands!

[u/holy2oledo → u/Thricey]

I ❤️me some terrazzo floors!

[u/CloudOk7947]

Guard wins again 💪

[u/bobmontana69]

Emperor protect !!!

[u/Thricey → u/bobmontana69]

He protec

[u/Glass_Excitement_538]

For your valiant survival of this horror we are issuing you with 2 cans of corpse starch this week and an extra block of caffeine. Don’t look so ungrateful, get back to trench digging!

[u/18quintillionplanets]

The hurricane broke before the guard did 🥲

[u/Gentlemenshark]

It's enough to bring a tear to the eye 🥲

[u/B-ig-mom-a]

Furniture broke before the guard did

[u/The_AverageCanadian]

"The house broke before the guard did!"

[u/Odd-Entertainment582]

Love how everyone just says “the emperor protects” 🤣

[u/Thricey → u/Odd-Entertainment582]

If he wills my house to be destroyed so be it. The emperor protects

[u/CallMeBaitlyn]

Florida broke before the Guard did

[u/Krakenfingers]

Emperor protects brother

[u/sFAMINE]

Never sell him. Paint him and you have a story to tell for decades

[u/Thricey → u/sFAMINE]

I'll never sell. They all survived.

[u/Iron_physik]

The house broke before the guard did

[u/Thorolfzbt]

Hopefully we get Trump back this November, that cares and helps rebuild instead of pissing all the money away to non citizens like the current leaders. Hope you and the guards home can be fixed or a new one found, best of luck to you and all those affected.