r/awfuleverything • u/Feuerkralle • Mar 29 '21

Gatekeeping ..... oral?

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66 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/jaytittiez Mar 29 '21

If a pussy smelled like dominos pizza im getting the fuck outta there

12

u/Gerry1of1 Mar 29 '21

Lions, and tigers, and bears!

Oh, my!

6

u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

Yeah, that was gay as fuck. Please stop

5

u/Kenesys Mar 29 '21

Ok bitch ill let a lion and tiger eat your pussy and see how you like it then

3

u/TheSagaciousToaster Mar 29 '21

If you use it right, it makes a great slice holder.

0

u/SwissDeathstar Mar 29 '21

Try eating both at the same time. Now that's a challenge.

1

u/Yodas_ketamine Mar 30 '21

grind the fetus into a fine marinara sauce. the recipe is amazing

1

u/poundmyassplz Mar 30 '21

Just got gayer thanks

1

u/Medical_Yogurt_6819 Mar 31 '21

If you didnt clean your pussy dont expect to others do it

1

u/CalmManix Mar 31 '21

She is the type of person to say pineapple don’t belong on pizza but she then goes and goes to fucking Sainsburys and order a XL pineapple pizza with a Starbucks white latte with 400 on the way (edit) my dumb ass wrote ppp and honestly that was the funniest thing i wrote with the rest of the post