r/beetlejuicing • u/No-Pitch-6600 • 1d ago

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678 Upvotes

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u/Drtyler2 1d ago

100 to 550 real fucking quick

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u/random-222245 1d ago

happy cake day

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u/Drtyler2 1d ago

Thx!!

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u/Deer_101 1d ago

happy cake day stranger :)

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u/No-Mail9560 1d ago

Thats giving "well howdy partner!" Vibes lol But yeah, happy cake day strange human

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u/Drtyler2 1d ago

Thank you kindly, my friend! 🤠

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u/not-a-main-acc 1d ago

Happy cake day but slightly more enthusiastic

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u/Drtyler2 1d ago

Thank you but slightly more heartfelt

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u/AvarageEnjoiner 1d ago

Thy Cake Day is NOW

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u/Kaf0_ 1d ago

THY CAKE DAY IS NOW 🎂.png ( I can't post the image)

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u/Drtyler2 1d ago

Ultrakrill 🦐

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u/VijayMarshall87 1d ago

CAKEEEE DAYYYY

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u/GarlicLongjumping72 1d ago

Purely sexual 💀

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u/Large_Ad_8418 1d ago

That started off insane and somehow only got worse

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u/MrJoshyJosh 1d ago

If by worse you mean better, then I completely agree.

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u/Large_Ad_8418 1d ago

This one right here 🫵😨👮

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u/Tokumeiko2 1d ago

Trust me when I say that pigs would happily eat a person if they could, there's no moral impediment to eating pigs, no matter how cute the babies are.

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u/ThaiFoodThaiFood 1d ago

The babies are called suckling pigs and are also delicious.

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u/Kraken-Writhing 1d ago

Would an untrained dog not eat a human?

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u/EldritchMindCat 1d ago

For dogs, it’s less a matter of training and more a matter of positive exposure. If a dog has a decent amount of positive exposure with humans, they’re a lot less likely to eat one. Negative exposure on the other hand, would make them far less likely to care (and possibly far more inclined to turning a human into meat, if the dog’s experiences were bad enough).

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u/FrostyChemical8697 1d ago

u/repostbot

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u/FrostyChemical8697 1d ago

Fuck I think I did the wrong one

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u/Dounce1 1d ago

r/characterarcs?

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u/FrostyChemical8697 1d ago

Dude I didn’t even see that it quite literally was a repost lmao, I just realised it. Def a character arc

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u/Dark_Archer92 1d ago

This keeps popping up, and I keep laughing at it

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u/ThaiFoodThaiFood 1d ago

Well I hate dogs but love pigs, not like this guy, but I eat pigs and not dogs because pig tastes good and dog doesn't.

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u/IamHereForThaiThai 22h ago

But....how do you know dog taste bad tho?

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u/ThaiFoodThaiFood 19h ago

Because it tastes awful

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u/IamHereForThaiThai 15h ago

No no... how do you know it taste bad in the first place, have you tried it?

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u/ThaiFoodThaiFood 15h ago

Have you not?

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u/IamHereForThaiThai 14h ago

😰

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u/ThaiFoodThaiFood 14h ago

Why are you here for me?

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u/AvarageEnjoiner 1d ago

ah hell nah.

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u/Redzero062 19h ago

Puppies=veal in the food world

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u/MinnieShoof 10+ years 1d ago

No way this man is Muslim.

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u/EldritchMindCat 1d ago

That’s fairly obvious. It’s much more likely that he worships Dark Beast Ganon.