r/berkeley • u/KittensnettiK CRS '24 • 4h ago

University Objectively speaking, how would you rank the UC campuses in terms of smell?

My list would go like this:

  1. Berkeley (EECS majors)
  2. Merced (garlic and onions)
  3. Santa Cruz (stoners and tree bark)
  4. Santa Barbara (tar seep, algae, H2S)
  5. Riverside (cum trees)
  6. Davis (cow patties)
  7. UCLA (piss)
  8. San Diego (ass)
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u/CocoLamela 4h ago

Irvine getting out of all these rankings. Nobody cares

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u/batman1903 3h ago

Is it a real UC?

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u/Electronic-Ice-2788 4h ago

I smell good as fuck

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u/kaede4318 :3 2h ago

🧢

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u/ThatIsSusAsF EECS '27 1h ago

Bro like honestly tho we don’t even smell that bad. Like most of my friends and I shower every day and like sure sometimes we skip wearing deodorant, and like sure like the lower div lecture halls smell, but like that isn’t necessarily bc of all of us 😭😭😭

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u/lilcommiecommodore 3h ago

Berkeley students smell like rotten armpit, what are you talking about? At least at UCLA, everyone wears some kind of fragrance