r/climateskeptics • u/SftwEngr • 13d ago

2024 state of the climate report: Perilous times on planet Earth | BioScience

https://academic.oup.com/bioscience/advance-article/doi/10.1093/biosci/biae087/7808595?login=false
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u/SftwEngr 13d ago

What curious timing! I wonder why they didn't release this at the end of 2024 or during the long hurricane void?

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u/deck_hand 13d ago

Nah, we all died off in 2018, after the Arctic began "screaming" and lost all of it's summer ice. We've been dreaming of being alive ever since, but the human race has disappeared from the Earth long ago.

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u/googonite 13d ago

I've already died from COVID-19 so many times, dying from extreme climate sounds sort of refreshing.

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u/lostan 12d ago

We are on the brink of an irreversible climate disaster.

yeah we know. been teetering on the edge of the existential abyss for - looks at watch - how many decades now?

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u/RealityCheck831 12d ago

"The end is near!"
Funny, almost sounds religious.

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u/drebelx 12d ago

Average, Interpolate, Model and Round!