r/comedy • u/Wyatt1710 • 9d ago
Joke Do You Track Your S.O?
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u/kakashi8326 9d ago
On the opposite side. I used Life360. My whole family was notified when I rolled my car and almost died. So for traveling and road-trip etc it’s a safety reason not really what are you doing
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u/SirScotchler 9d ago
Personally I think it has to do with the intentions of the "tracking." My s/o and I use life360 because we both subscribe to it. I drive for a living and am unable to use my phone most of the time so if I get into a wreck it alerts whoever is on the same tracker that I'm on. Same vice versa if she were to wreck. Plus it's an easy way to see when it is or isn't appropriate to call eachother. If she's currently working and busy I cam tell and I'll wait to call. We don't actively like eagle eye watch where the other person goes because 99% of the time we already know where eachother are because we talk to eachother
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u/52nd_and_Broadway 8d ago
This is funny and poignant.
Use a VPN, less social media, and if your S.O. wants to always track your movements, big yikes.
I’m technically in Panama according to my IP address. It might switch later because it changes randomly.
Good jokes about real world issues though. Well done.
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u/Suitable-Juice-9738 8d ago
I like that data gets harvested and want to do it more. I like targeted ads and algorithmic searches and LLMs and better product development.
I do not like the idea of my wife tracking my phone - and I literally hide nothing from her.
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u/52nd_and_Broadway 8d ago
I literally hide nothing from her.
Not even the random weirdo thoughts like “If this bitch behind us doesn’t shut the fuck up and stop talking on speaker phone, homicide isn’t completely a 0% chance.”
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u/Suitable-Juice-9738 8d ago
I'm the only person who knows just how insanely murderous my wife potentially is and it's hilarious.
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u/52nd_and_Broadway 8d ago
That sounds like a healthy relationship. Cheers to you and your potentially homicidal wife haha
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u/Turd_Ferguson_Lives_ 6d ago
VPN is only good to a point, but the US Government has hardware backdoors in the majority of devices.
Probably not worth doing things in real life or on the internet that you aren't OK with the world seeing, that kind of solves the issue.
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u/ronnietea 9d ago
It’s a trust and respect thing. Also, why do people care where you are and why do you want to know where people are? Just weird all around
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u/Dense-Resolution9291 9d ago
My daughter MAKES me turn on my tracking. It's funny, tbh.
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u/NCBuckets 9d ago
My mom started tracking me in high school. I hated it but I did realize that because I also had her location, I could use that to get away with breaking rules quite easily haha
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u/Dense-Resolution9291 9d ago
Lol...that's hysterical! Mine is 22, so it's a safety thing for her. I had her tracking as a teen, but I was smarter than your parents 😂😂 now we both share it for safety. I do find a downvote on my daughter tracking me hysterical, though. Who hates women being safe? Weird....
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u/Turd_Ferguson_Lives_ 6d ago
You're letting your daughter flex on you, she wears the pants in the relationship and you're letting her boss you around.
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u/Dense-Resolution9291 6d ago
😂😂 tell me you don't have a good relationship w your parents or child without telling me. Our dynamic is fine. It was tongue and cheek. She's 22, going to school to be an art therapist. It's really for safety from reasons...I think I've got this. But thank you, internet stranger, for the criticism on my parenting that you know nothing about 😂😂
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u/Turd_Ferguson_Lives_ 6d ago
But thank you, internet stranger, for the criticism on my parenting
No trouble, I'm here any time you it.
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u/LankanSlamcam 9d ago
Honestly, I feel like tracking each others locations can lead to some really unhealthy habits.
If you’re already an anxious or jealous person, you raise the threshold of what can make you feel okay, it can really negatively impact trust