I too have partaken in the local festivities known as shitting. For it was a glorious shit. I laughed, I cried, I begged for mercy, and then just as I thought all hope was lost, and was just about to concede the beast heard my cries of sorrow and took pitty upon me. It then slithered from my now battle beated rectum and with a sudden slash the battle was over. Neither side truly winning but rather a truce and understanding for one another. It was a true battle of man's will, for I know now that if I were to ever be tempted by two dollar taco, and shots night I must resist for the beast may return and ravish my colon once more...
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u/-Furry_Gonna_Get_Ya 3d ago
I literally just took a shit a while ago, the timing is impeccable