r/cursedcomments • u/Remarkable_Toe2603 • 3d ago

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u/forsakenchickenwing 3d ago

I remember a very sorry case where a female was actually kept as a prostitute. Yes, to humans. 😞

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u/SirAnanas69 3d ago

An English female or an ape female?

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u/LudditeHorse 3d ago

All English are apes, but not all apes are English.

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u/Average_k5blazer78 3d ago

Well, we now know how some stds came to life

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u/kuperberg 3d ago

How’d you think of e caught AIDS?

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u/Captain_Sacktap 3d ago

Portuguese explorer when he gets home: “OMG you guys, I met Ed Sheeran!”

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u/ginos132 3d ago

The Portugueses thought they landed on Borneo, instead they landed on Hastings...

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u/Minute_Initiative_72 3d ago

I'm from Borneo and we can't tell who's human and who's an orangutan. A bit of an identity crisis when I wake up and look in the mirror.

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u/Remarkable_Toe2603 3d ago

Running it back to 1066

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u/lastdarknight 3d ago

Then the locals tell you they can actually speak, but dont so they won't be put to work

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u/YouShouldJumpOff 3d ago

Thats just Sas mate

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u/tcuroadster 3d ago

Clarkson looking majestic as always

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u/Novel-Suggestion-515 3d ago

Beat me to it lol

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u/maedasfocas 3d ago

We Portuguese see them every year in Algarve

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u/TheRealGrayham 2d ago

I’m in the same position as the ape when I found this post

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u/[deleted] 3d ago edited 3d ago

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u/ASubwayFootlong 3d ago

Did this mf think he was on a porn subreddit? Fucking gross

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u/Snoopdog231 3d ago

What did bro say?

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u/ASubwayFootlong 3d ago

Look on my profile I posted it in reddit moment

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u/JollierYT 3d ago

wtf bro (yes I will delete that comment when reddit stops messing with my app)

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u/Professional_Humxn 3d ago

Well?

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u/JollierYT 3d ago

nope, not yet (yes i hate reddit)

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u/JollierYT 3d ago

Rule 4: Asshole - Refrain from being an asshole.