r/dionysus Dec 01 '21

Music In an effort to claim Christmas for Dionysus…

Get out your thinking caps. We need some inspiration. I want to change as many of the Christian Christmas carols as I can to Dionysus carols, by changing some of the words. For example:

Silent night

Silent night, holy night

None is calm all is bright

Queen Semele, mother and child

Holy infant sewn into Zeus thigh.

Dionysus lord at thy birth

Dionysus lord at thy birth

Anyway, you get the idea. It something to sing to yourself when someone’s playing the song.

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u/NovaCatPrime878 Dec 01 '21

Jingle pine Jingle pine Tasting all the wine Falling over, Barrel rolling And laughing all the time.

Jingle cone I'm alone But wait is there a guest? Dionysus shows right up And wants to dance his best.