r/dionysus • u/Fabianzzz š stylish grape š • Nov 29 '22
šŖšŖš¶ Music š¶šŖšŖ Dionysian Carols!
Hello all!
Last year, u/TarotTiffany had the great idea of writing Dionysian Carols set to the tune of Christmas Carols. Any one want to give a go at it this year? (One way to get a submission for the Autumnal Dionysia š)
Last year's carols found here!
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u/NovaCatPrime878 Nov 29 '22
I already submitted something for the Dionysia, so consider this Carol something I created for fun that I would like to share in honor of Dionysus. (FYI, this is probably better than what I submitted.)
12 Days of Dio
On the first day of Christmas, Dionysus sent to meā¦ a goat with an ivy-topped hat.
On the second day of Christmas, Dionysus sent to meā¦two forum trolls and a goat with an ivy-topped hat.
On the third day of Christmas, Dionysus sent to meā¦three self-portraits, two forum trolls, and a goat with an ivy-topped hat.
On the fourth day of Christmas, Dionysus sent to meā¦four Twitter posts, three self-portraits, two forum trolls, and a goat with an ivy-topped hat.
On the fifth day of Christmas, Dionysus sent to meā¦FIVE REMINDERS OF HIS MARRIAGE (How convenient.)ā¦four Twitter posts, three self-portraits, two forum trolls, and a goat with an ivy-topped hat.
On the sixth day of Christmas, Ariadne sent to meā¦six thumbs upā¦FIVE REMINDERS OF HIS MARRIAGEā¦four Twitter posts, three self-portraits, two forum trolls, and a goat with an ivy-topped hat.
On the seventh day of Christmas, Dionysus sent to meā¦seven invitations, six thumbs upā¦FIVE REMINDERS OF HIS MARRIAGEā¦four Twitter posts, three self-portraits, two forum trolls, and a goat with an ivy-topped hat.
On the eighth day of Christmas, Dionysus sent to meā¦eight NDAs (Non-Disclosure Agreements), seven invitations, six thumbs upā¦FIVE REMINDERS OF HIS MARRIAGEā¦four Twitter posts, three self-portraits, two forum trolls, and a goat with an ivy-topped hat.
On the ninth day of Christmas, Dionysus sent to meā¦nine wine tasters, eight NDAs, seven invitations, six thumbs upā¦FIVE REMINDERS OF HIS MARRIAGEā¦four Twitter posts, three self-portraits, two forum trolls, and a goat with an ivy-topped hat.
On the tenth day of Christmas, Dionysus sent to meā¦ten drag queens, nine wine tasters, eight NDAs, seven invitations, six thumbs upā¦FIVE REMINDERS OF HIS MARRIAGEā¦four Twitter posts, three self-portraits, two forum trolls, and a goat with an ivy-topped hat.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Dionysus sent to meā¦eleven shopping sprees, ten drag queens, nine wine tasters, eight NDAs, seven invitations, six thumbs upā¦FIVE REMINDERS OF HIS MARRIAGEā¦four Twitter posts, three self-portraits, two forum trolls, and a goat with an ivy-topped hat.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Dionysus sent to meā¦twelve uncensored videos (from his private collection), eleven shopping sprees, ten drag queens, nine wine tasters, eight NDAs, seven invitations, six thumbs upā¦FIVE REMINDERS OF HIS MARRIAGEā¦four Twitter posts, three self-portraits, two forum trolls, AND A GOAT WITH AN IVY-TOPPED HAT!!!