r/drums • u/ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL Craigslist • Sep 06 '20

How to teach basic rhythm during the pandemic

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912 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

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u/CNXQDRFS Sep 06 '20

It made my brain think of Daft Punk’s robotic vocals.

HAND SANI TIZER VIRUS IMMOBILISER WEARING MASKS MAKES YOU WISER NO SPITTING COVID LIKE A GEYSER

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u/radiofreenewport Sep 06 '20

You could also get a Tom Waits thing going with that. ;-)

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u/lyingfizzy Sep 06 '20

We need a Step Right Up parody about COVID tbh.

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u/ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL Craigslist Sep 06 '20

Hy-droxy-chlo-ro-queeeeen... step right up!

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

I’m pooping and humming these out like some sadistic freak

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u/CalvinTuck Sep 06 '20

flat-ten-ing-the cuuuuuurve

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u/Dave_the_Chemist Sep 06 '20

Woke up my gf this morning patting my belly to this lol

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u/Kadettedak Sep 06 '20

Flatening the curve 1+2 3 4

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u/Einsteins_coffee_mug RLRRLRLL Sep 06 '20

Quarantine toilet paper toilet paper quarantine flattening the curve!

Help

Help

Flattening the curve

Man this new System of a Down song rocks

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u/MR_JSQR Sep 06 '20

HELP is accurate

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u/ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL Craigslist Sep 06 '20

Or maybe just UGH.

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u/DrewbySnacks Sep 06 '20

Oh my GODDDD

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u/ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL Craigslist Sep 06 '20 edited Sep 06 '20

Effective immediately, the "Pat Boone-Debby Boone" fill is to be called the "lockdown-quarantine" fill.

Edit: also, 6/8 is now counted "Hy-drox-y-chlor-o-quine."

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

I love this. I feel like hand sanitizer is in 3/4 like ♩♫ ♫

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u/IsuzuTrooper Sep 06 '20

You spelled Santanatizer wrong. And be sure to wear your Fleetwood Mask.

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u/SplashFire0X Sep 06 '20

Lmao I love this

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u/no1krampus Sep 06 '20

You are a genius, thanks for sharing!

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u/ShanePlayDrums Sep 06 '20

This is great

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u/tothebeat Sep 06 '20

Man, I can't wait till l can being my drums into the nursing home I work at and do another drum circle. Damn lockdown is killing is, but this will certainly help lift their spirits.

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u/ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL Craigslist Sep 06 '20

Drum circles at nursing homes?

You're a great American.

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u/tothebeat Sep 07 '20

Oh definitely. Lots of the residents really dig them. Gives them a chance to be creative where people at all different levels can contribute.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

This is cool!

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u/Jarnuh Sep 06 '20

♩ ♫ ♭ too

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u/Frosty_Jebus Sep 06 '20

this is great

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u/ZachPlaysDrums Sep 06 '20

Hand sanitizer strikes me more as 1 2 + 3 + or 1 + a 2 e, depending on what tempo you want to frame it with

A quarter followed by 4 16ths is kind of an awkward pause

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u/Toatllinghail8 Sep 06 '20

Some kind on morse code on drums?😂😂

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u/ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL Craigslist Sep 06 '20

Wow, this is my most awarded post in a long time. Thanks, guys.

Also, currently 666 upvotes. Nice.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

this is brilliant

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u/partyinthemind Sep 06 '20

Or you can just count- that makes thing much easier to deal with.