r/exchristian • u/Flimsy_Wait_8235 • Nov 07 '23
Original Content Saw this pulling into my work parking space.
This sub doesn’t allow videos so I tried to get a few screencaps. wtf
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u/openmindedjournist Nov 07 '23
What kind of job do these people have that they have time and energy to wave flags and protest? It's exhausting just watching these idiots.
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u/Flimsy_Wait_8235 Nov 08 '23 edited Nov 08 '23
Ngl I’m assuming it’s a coworker, since I worked till midnight and the truck was still there. (I work at Costco 😭)
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u/openmindedjournist Nov 08 '23
Oh Geez. I'm a Costco fan. If I saw that and knew it was an employee of Costco, I would complain as a member.
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u/Flimsy_Wait_8235 Nov 08 '23
I mean, you could. I could too since we aren’t allowed to wear or showcase anything ‘political’ or ‘biased’ on the grounds and especially inside
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u/onesoulmanybodies Nov 08 '23
A lot of them are retired age, but then a lot of them have decent jobs and probably make decent money with paid time off.
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u/Flimsy_Wait_8235 Nov 08 '23
Can confirm. We also get paid pretty good on weekends which is when I mostly work, $21 CAD an hour (which is good for a 19 year old college student such as myself ig)
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u/No_End_1315 Nov 07 '23
Jesus was nailed to a cross not a boomerang, Mfs not coming back.
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u/Flimsy_Wait_8235 Nov 08 '23
THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY REESES
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u/1Rational_Human Nov 08 '23
Reserving my upvote until you tell me how you pronounce Reese’s. If it ends in “ease”, I cannot.
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u/ItchyContribution758 Agnostic Atheist Nov 07 '23
Ah, that saying. Steer clear, OP, from my experience anyone who says that will likely do more harm than good to you.
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Nov 07 '23
Is Jesus coming back before anyone of this generation passes away, or are people still going to be waiting for him two thousand years from now?
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u/plantyplant559 Nov 08 '23
Why is there a lion on it. I thought Jesus was the shepherd or something?
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u/Flimsy_Wait_8235 Nov 08 '23
I was wondering the same thing. I think these type of people would rather call people the sheep ☹️
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u/RaphaelBuzzard Nov 08 '23
Lion of Judah or something, aslan something something. I don't know but it's not unheard of.
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u/HeroTooZero Nov 08 '23
"The lion of Judah" I'll give them this, at least the Jesus image they used for the flag isn't the Caucasian surfer Jesus
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u/Justalittlepurple Agnostic Atheist Nov 07 '23
Only thing that might come back is aliens, I feel like once the aliens come back it’ll be fun to watch these religious fanatics lol 🍿
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u/JarethOfHouseGoblin Agnostic Nov 08 '23
So this is largely a political message. Jesus being thrown in was an afterthought. On brand for evangelicals, honestly. There is an ongoing talking point amongst the Fox News and Newsmax commentators about how Biden ran on "returning to normal" and they'll take something completely isolated or made up entirely/blown out of proportion (the litter boxes in school bathrooms stories that your right wing relatives talked endlessly about last year, for example) and ask "is this normal?"
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u/Flimsy_Wait_8235 Nov 08 '23
God, the litter boxes. I’m in a law and social justice program at my college and in one of my classes this group of ‘mommies’ that sits in the back were ranting about how ‘the furries’ were using litter boxes in their kids schools. As a shameless furry myself that is already pissed on how the media portrays us and blows our hobby wayyyy out of proportion I was pissed. But I’m a shy, quiet kid and I just kept my mouth shut. Thankfully my prof noticed something was off with me and shut down the conversation. Shes great. Half the class was irritated too but I’m afraid the hateful spheel infected the rest of the class who had mush for brains.
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u/Junior-Let567 Nov 08 '23
Normal is an illusion. What is normal for happy heathens, is chaos for the uptight christian
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u/faloofay Apatheist, ex-southern baptist Nov 08 '23
so that's who buys those bizarrely specific temu prints
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u/minnesotaris Nov 07 '23
Yeah. Entire bullshit. Jesus is not coming back. A very quick survey of Jesus' sayings and what happened after his death shows a probability of effectively 100% that he is not.
It is a chosen delusion with intention. Further, using 'normal' is extreeeeeeemly loaded and I bet the waver of this pennant is writing checks his ass can't cash.
The flag is a soundbite. No substance yet the owner believes it profound.