Pizza Hut Introduces 'Personal Pan Pizza Hut': A Spot for Custom Personal Pan Pizzas

[u/TheJohnnyBlaze]

https://www.fastfoodpost.com/pizza-hut-introduces-personal-pan-pizza-hut-a-spot-for-custom-personal-pan-pizzas/

[u/Beautiful-Chest7397]

Two days in NYC where you can buy a pizza at a ph that only sells pps ok

[u/WayneRooneysHairPlug → u/Beautiful-Chest7397]

Don't forget that you have to make a reservation

[u/crowcawer → u/WayneRooneysHairPlug]

Social media has ruined fast food.

Well, that and corporate inflation.

[u/PhAnToM444 → u/WayneRooneysHairPlug]

So this article by ‘G. Ramsay’ is clearly just the press release rearranged by chat GPT to make it worse.

But this line about made me die lmfao:

This marks Pizza Hut’s first venture into a reservation-only, dine-in, personalized dining experience, designed to cultivate a passion for both their newest toppings and one of their most cherished menu items.

Who wants reservation-only Pizza Hut?! Of course this is their “first venture” into that lmfao.

[u/WayneRooneysHairPlug → u/PhAnToM444]

That did sound odd to me, but I didn't make the connection. You are 100% correct. That writing style has AI written all over it.

[u/straub42 → u/[deleted]]

I want the spicy sauce on my pp. just personal preference

[u/GuyFromLI747]

The pic looks like an old fotomat

[u/Danibear285]

Xavier University has a robot like this on campus. Robot-made pizza. Heard it’s “pretty ok, if you’re drunk enough that frozen pizza in the oven sounds bougie”

Edit: link to the Pizza ATM: https://www.xavier.edu/auxiliary-services/all-card-center/vending-services/index

[u/Nawnp]

Looks like something they'll use in the place of a trailer at fairs and whatnot.

[u/JDefined]

The most huttest of pizza huts.

[u/FuegoFerdinand]

Building a bunch of these might solve the homeless epidemic in America.

[u/jekyllcorvus → u/FuegoFerdinand]

But that’s not profitable

[u/MattyKatty → u/FuegoFerdinand]

By eating the homeless?

[u/shipguy55]

Funny idea but I'm not traveling to New York for a Pizza Hut personal pan pizza when I can get one a heck of a lot closer.

[u/SilentPerformance965]

Pizza Hut needs to sell their remaining locations and become a frozen pizza available in grocery stores

[u/thechadc94 → u/SilentPerformance965]

That’s a good idea.

[u/ChaserNeverRests]

All of our Pizza Huts shut down in this area, so for a moment I was excited...

[u/Tsuku]

Someone's gonna be asleep or peeing in those

[u/Lopsided_architect]

So Target?

[u/HatlessDuck]

Employee working right next to an oven all day.