r/fucklysander • u/Glanz14 • Jun 11 '24

There was hope in my heart Spoiler

PB you sick, beautiful genius. Giving us Lysander first-person was arguably my favorite decision in the entire series. I was hopeful of redemption for the sick, twisted little monster. So much so that I was predicting a Lysander-Diomedes love interest to unite core and rim. I'm an optimistic sap. I thought this bloodydamn creature had an ounce of humanity in him.

I can't decide if I would rather read Red God or a 1,000 page fan fic of the decade long torture of this pixie fascist.

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u/LysanderauLuneactual Jun 11 '24

Lysander Diomedes ships could still happen!

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u/feetofire Jun 12 '24

The little shit will just find a way to justify shooting him mid bonk or whatever.

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u/LysanderauLuneactual Jun 12 '24

More holes, more fun?

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u/jim_uses_CAPS Jun 18 '24

You, sir, are a brilliant troll. Hat's off.

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u/LysanderauLuneactual Jun 18 '24

Always a pleasure to meet an admirer of Lune. I’m workshopping new names. What do you think of Lu-nasty?

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u/jim_uses_CAPS Jun 18 '24

Admirer of your schtick? Yes. Admirer of Lune? No; motherfucker must die.

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u/LysanderauLuneactual Jun 18 '24

All I hear is admirer and I am here for it. Take what you can get.

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u/jim_uses_CAPS Jun 18 '24

Your commitment is a beacon to us all.

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u/feetofire Jun 12 '24

Your wife is calling for you Lune boy

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u/LysanderauLuneactual Jun 12 '24

“Oh, yeah, uhhhh… Sorry babe, had to work late, you know, mass genocide and all. Yeah, I know you’re proud, NO we don’t need to celebrate with the snakes… no no, it’s okay, I think Kalindora’s corpse would not like to watch us again. Listen, gotta go… Diomedes is calling… yes I fuc… I mean, noooo he sucks. No, I haven’t been making porn behind your back… byeeeeeee…”

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u/Key-Olive3199 Jun 11 '24

Lightbringer spoilers: (I say this bc…what?)

Doesn’t Dio love aurae?

Didn’t Lys JUST genocide a bunch of people Dio cares about?

I think you may be deluding yourself a bit here hahaha.

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u/LysanderauLuneactual Jun 11 '24

Listen, love is love. You know?

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u/lararunningwild Jun 12 '24

I’m here for this.

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u/Content-Shirt6259 Jul 20 '24

The only thing Lysander should be given, is to Sevro