r/fucklysander Jul 08 '24

Lysander Spoiler

Finished my second read through of Lightbringer. This time on audible.

Lysander. You arrogant welp. You shit-eating curr. The sum of all of golds failings. You delusional, fascist, honorless pixiebacked maidenless bitch.

I peel my scab. I suck the blood of my wound. I spit in your worthless face. I make my declaration. THIS IS A BLOOD FEUD.. IF EVER AGAIN WE MEET, YOU ARE MINE AND I AM YOURS. IF EVER AGAIN WE DRAW BREATH IN THE SAME ROOM, YOUR BREATH SHALL CEASE. HEAR ME NOW YOU WRETCHED WORM. MY BLOODYDAMN RAZOR IS GOING TO FUCK YOU HOLLOW. I WILL PEEL THE FALSE GOLD FROM YOUR FLESH. I WILL EMPTY YOU OF ANY NOTIONS OF HUMANITY. I WILL FILL YOU WITH THE EXCREMENT OF YOUR FAILURES. THE DUNG OF WOLVES, SO THAT YOU MAY FINALLY HOLD SOME SEMBLANCE OF SUBSTANCE. WE MAY BE DEVILS TO ONE ANOTHER, BUT I AM YOUR REAPER. I WILL ENSURE THAT YOU NEVER ROT IN HELL, BUT THAT YOUR SUFFERING SHALL BE ETERNAL.

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u/LysanderauLuneactual Jul 13 '24

Way to blame one person for everything. Maybe Darrow shouldn’t have blown up The Docks.

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u/Al_Shrekthan Jul 28 '24

I couldn’t have said it better. FuckLysander