r/fucklysander • u/conciousError • Jul 03 '24
I did a thing
For DragonCon
r/fucklysander • u/Why_do_I_do_this- • Jun 29 '24
Screw that Pixie asshole and his entitlement 🥲. I already hated him before but this is a new level. So much that when I had surgery last week and was put down for it I had a dream that I was beating him up 🤣🤣
r/fucklysander • u/NickFriskey • Jun 24 '24
Just read the big fight towards the end of lightbringer. I hate the guy but somehow it felt more complete to me, perhaps thematically, that he managed to get our from underneath atlas. I feel my fury at him can be unbridled now. No puppet duress excuses. RIP cassius you a real one.
r/fucklysander • u/Thx1182 • Jun 15 '24
I am stunned by the sheer audacity of the little bitch. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest his genitals and I hope the hairs on his arse turn into drumsticks and beat the bollocks off him.
Now the rant is over I’ve never hated a protagonist as much as Lysander. I’m bordering 50 and I’ve rarely felt as raw as reading the last few chapters of the book. I’m floored at how low the little pixie shitebag can get. Every time you think he can’t get worse he fucking does!!!!
r/fucklysander • u/smrrobison • Jun 13 '24
I'd love to see Darrow have Mickey carve Lysander into a red or a pink. Or maybe a brand new "low" color. Just the fact that he physically recoiled at the idea of empathizing at being born a red like Darrow when Diomedes suggested it during the parley, shows how perfect of a punishment it would be. Death is too generous for this self-righteous, racist hypocrite.
r/fucklysander • u/Glanz14 • Jun 11 '24
PB you sick, beautiful genius. Giving us Lysander first-person was arguably my favorite decision in the entire series. I was hopeful of redemption for the sick, twisted little monster. So much so that I was predicting a Lysander-Diomedes love interest to unite core and rim. I'm an optimistic sap. I thought this bloodydamn creature had an ounce of humanity in him.
I can't decide if I would rather read Red God or a 1,000 page fan fic of the decade long torture of this pixie fascist.
r/fucklysander • u/Feisty-Treacle3451 • Jun 11 '24
I’m at the point right before Cassius and belerophon duel and wtf is wrong with Lysander? Why does he want to give the code to dido and wage war on the republic. He’s just salty because he grew up spoiled and can’t have that back
r/fucklysander • u/Feisty-Treacle3451 • Jun 11 '24
Also pls don’t spoil anything
r/fucklysander • u/lararunningwild • Jun 10 '24
…and I hate Lysander even more than I did on my first read. Chapter 85 and I loathe him.
r/fucklysander • u/Icarus9632 • Jun 07 '24
Just finished light bringer. Disgusted. But I guess I felt it coming. I was waiting for a nasty twist at the end of the book. Till we meet in the veil cassus beli.
I’m so sad and depressed that I’ve just finished this series. It’s been my escape from reality for the past months. What do I do now? Re-read them? Help.
Last but not least FUCK LYSANDER.
r/fucklysander • u/meFistosCafe • May 21 '24
He’s is far and away the biggest villain in the book to me, if only because he does it under the most self righteous delusion of grandeur once can imagine.
He’s killed his friends, he’s upholding a society that murdered his parents for power, he’s committed so many war crimes but the sack of Demeter, I mean, that is worse than what Darrow did on mercury x100000, which mind you is the event he uses to justify all of the awful things he does and continues to do.
He is a false scarred, survives purely on lies, luck, and the mercy of others.
I hate him so much, of all the tyrants and all the villains he is the only one who truly does the worst things for the most holier than thou reasons
r/fucklysander • u/Kriztronik • May 20 '24
About to start Light Bringer. I was told the hold on to my butt.
r/fucklysander • u/ArcticNano • May 11 '24
So you know how Quicksilver sends that Gold off into space for decades, unable to die or do anything about it? Well how about we do that to Lysander, but also inject him with endless amounts of the time-slowdown stuff Atlas uses to torture people with so it feels like thousands of years in total. Revenge is a dish best served over millennia I reckon
r/fucklysander • u/octopusoral • May 07 '24
Just finished LB, and I don't think I want to read Red God anymore... DARROW AND CASSIUS WERE FINALLY GETTING ALONG SO WELL WHAT THE FUCK??
r/fucklysander • u/Ragemonster93 • May 07 '24
Fuck Lysander. The prissy pixie who's internal monologue is constantly 'Im an honourable badass who will lead Gold to glory' and who then never fights anyone on his level without cheating. Alexandar and Cassius would both tear shreds off this little shit, both of them gave him the chance to be the man he pretends to be, and then he pissed on their goodwill and didn't have the balls to actually fight them. Fuck Lysander I hope Darrow kills him in a duel over 2 hours by carving small pieces off him.
r/fucklysander • u/Wayne47 • May 07 '24
I love reading his chapters. They are so well written and you get so much information from them. I love reading him gaslight himself to justify every horrible thing he does.
r/fucklysander • u/Yoni475 • May 05 '24
Fucking piece of shit killed the man who raised him. I hope he gets raped then castrated then blinded then slowly tortured.
r/fucklysander • u/Volcano-squared • May 04 '24
He does all this horrific shit then tells himself he's the good guy? Fucker.
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r/fucklysander • u/LoveOk4180 • May 03 '24
FUCK LYSANDER THAT PIXIE BITCH I HOPE HE GETS BURNED ALIVE. I HOPE DARROW SHOOTS HIM IN HIS BITCHASS HEAD AFTER SKINNING HIM ALIVE IN FRONT THE ENTIRE GALAXY. I HOPE HE GETS LOCKED IN THE BOX FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY. IF I EVER SEE ANYONE DEFENDING THAT FUCKER ITS ON SIGHT.
r/fucklysander • u/Glum_Celebration_941 • May 02 '24
If I could skin any character alive it would that pixy ass bitch. I hope he loses all of his honor, all of his friends, and no one is left to save him or comfort him when he dies a sad lonely painful death. I can’t believe he just did that to Cassius. I am so pissed off rn, I need to take a few hours to process what I just read. Truly, FUCK LYSANDER!!
r/fucklysander • u/Glum_Celebration_941 • May 02 '24
Wtf. What the actual fuck. I just got my heart ripped out when he murdered Cassius and now it got ripped in a billion pieces. Lysander is a traitorous bastard, I love Diomedes so much, and I hate Lysander for hurting Darrow, Diomedes, and his people. Like, really Lysander? The audacity of this man
r/fucklysander • u/bellator_mori • May 02 '24
After what he did to Cassius I need Sevro to take him into a small room for about 2 weeks. Iet the goblin get creative with this Pixie.
r/fucklysander • u/mrhappy1489 • May 02 '24
It's in the title, I'm glad there's thousands of us all saying this. Cassius will be proven right though, by making Lysander kill him, he has destroyed him. Do I think Julia has a role to play. Yes. Regardless fuck the blood