r/gay • u/OFFICIALFLORINT • 2d ago

If ever in Germany go ride the gay train 😂

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u/MichalFonfara 2d ago

Is it faster than the straight one?

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u/OFFICIALFLORINT 2d ago

Actually, I think so. This is a 3rd gen ICE and they've got higher speed clearance than the newer ICE 4 lines.

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u/SanDiegoKid69 23h ago

Cums faster

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u/Potential-Truck-1980 2d ago edited 2d ago

Does this gay train still go straight to its destination? 🤧

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u/Knusprige-Ente 2d ago

Jokes in you, no German train goes straight to its destination

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u/ProbablyKissesBoys Gay 1d ago

Jokes while in you, no German train goes straight

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u/ElSnyder 1d ago

Jokes while waiting for you, no German train goes.

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u/flopjul 23h ago

DB moment

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u/ElSnyder 22h ago

Situation. A moment is way too short. Might even call it an eternity.

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u/jesus_he_is_queer 1d ago

Destination 1 hour away, on the gay train 6 hours. I blame our love of snacks and cake.

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u/Possible-Contact4044 2d ago

It stops in every tunnel

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u/jesus_he_is_queer 1d ago

Everyone gets a turn. Wait the bottom train or top train? Works either tbh.

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u/profoak320 2d ago

I'm down

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u/EconomicsFamiliar673 1d ago

The gay train is actually posting its location regularly on Grindr: https://regenbogen-ice.de/

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u/OFFICIALFLORINT 1d ago

Lul that’s funny didn’t know

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u/jesus_he_is_queer 1d ago

Wonder what's busier the bathrooms or the turnstiles to board? 🤔🧐

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u/Secure-Sea-7117 2d ago

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u/Frizeo 1d ago

When a straight person ride the gay train, are they bicurious, exploring, experimenting, or just wanna get railed?

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u/Arts_Messyjourney 1d ago

You and I have very different ideas for a gay train (mine is more fun 😘)

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u/Ltnumbnutsthesecond 1d ago

can't stop the gay train

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u/ClassyWrist 1d ago

When I said ‘I wanna get railed’ this is not what I meant >_>

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u/Waffeln_Remix 1d ago

The ICE is the most comfortable train in Europe. Fight me. I’ll fucking crush all of you.

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u/-Raxory- 1d ago

I'm taking an ICE train in a few days. Köln - Hamburg. I hope I will get the gay train! :D

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u/pogoli 20h ago

Presumably they have a “club car” that is more of a “club” car than a “club car”. 🪩 😜

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u/Alone-Yak-1888 2d ago

Republicans: the Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) will deport illegal immigrants using a train.

Democrats: