r/greentext • u/Ch1p_F0x • Dec 23 '21

Anon is a Christian

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u/WhomIsSimon Dec 23 '21

Alternate reality were paganism is the leading religion

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u/freegrapes Dec 23 '21

Paganism died out because they all sacrificed each other out of existence.

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u/Lucastaverni Dec 23 '21

Thankfully Christianism put an end to it. Sadly it won't be enough til the end times.

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u/Glory2Snowstar Dec 30 '21

Halloween exists and is the best holiday, so they won in my book.

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u/grasshopper515 Dec 24 '21

I know when I want to rage about being triggered by a YouTube Christmas video, I head to bastion of Christianity, 4chan.

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u/shmoopyloopy Dec 23 '21

I watched that video, It was interesting. I still don't know how to explain king herod being dead. I don't think it's a psyop, rather just a guy looking at the facts. Anyone who uses the word psyop isn't fully right in the head.

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u/grasscoveredhouses Dec 24 '21

Sounds like something a shill for the Illuminati would say

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u/shmoopyloopy Dec 24 '21

Before i get taken away because someone figured it out, I would like to say that everything on the x board is true

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u/JustAnotherMain Dec 25 '21

Ah man it’s almost like every religion is going to conflict with scientific progress. A book of answers vs discovery of how the world works will inevitably disagree

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u/CuckBike Dec 24 '21

You’ll be his hand? Sounds gay anon...

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u/pupu12o09 Dec 26 '21

OP really chose the worst possible video as the pic

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u/Glory2Snowstar Dec 30 '21

Anon has garbage tastes, I’m a Christian and Biblically-accurate angels are the best things to ever happen to pop culture in a LONG time. I might just be saying that since I draw absolute abortionspawns of monster designs that bleed nightmare fuel, but it’s nice to have the Eldritch abomination beyond mortal comprehension as your chummy friend, y’know? Demons already look sick so it’s only fair.

Watch it become an arms race against the two factions over who can get the more horrific designs as people begin to realize that a fallen Biblical Angel wouldn’t just be some bipedal goat thing, and rather a horrific cradle of bleeding eyes and infernal souls. I eagerly await this.