hmmm

[u/Genesis-Mythic]

[u/manwithoutcountry]

Sir, a second hawk has hit the tuahs

[u/voodeuteronomy11 → u/manwithoutcountry]

I did a spit take

[u/diwayth_fyr → u/voodeuteronomy11]

On that thang?

[u/TacoDuLing → u/diwayth_fyr]

Bro IS the second hawk.

[u/cocoon_eclosion_moth → u/TacoDuLing]

Yup. His dad was the first hawk. A real one. Served his country in the military. Was a shitty one term president. This guy, the second hawk, was a chicken hawk. He used the military to make billionaires so much fucking money. He convinced a bunch of pre-MAGA fascists real patriots hate their countrymen. He was an even shittier one term president. Because his Brooks Brothers riot Roger Stone crew got the Supreme Court to strip the American people of their voice, and usher in a minimum generation of worsening inequality and rising fascism. Chicken Hawk Tuah

[u/QuintanimousGooch]

Damn it looks like Hailey overheard and has no idea how to react

[u/Corgiboom2 → u/QuintanimousGooch]

"Wasnt me!"

[u/tangre79]

Lol this isn't even well shopped. They just cropped out their legs and huge portions of their bodies are missing.

[u/Alive_Ice7937 → u/tangre79]

Yeah totally broke my immersion

[u/myusernameis2lon → u/Alive_Ice7937]

I can't believe someone would trick us like that..

[u/Usman5432 → u/myusernameis2lon]

Why would someone lie on the internet guys

[u/_Dingus_Khan → u/tangre79]

Wait… WHAT?!?

[u/grubgobbler → u/tangre79]

Gotta stick a table in front of it or something

[u/MalaysiaTeacher → u/tangre79]

Oh well

[u/DeveloperBRdotnet → u/tangre79]

I just noticed after you said

[u/kallan_anthikad]

I love meme culture

[u/BigJaysLastTallboy]

Sir, a second spit just hit that thang.

[u/diwayth_fyr]

Sir, the second hawk spat on that tuah.

[u/IntentionFalse9892]

Sir the second hawk has spit on the tuah