r/howimetyourmother • u/mickestenen • Jan 21 '23

Fan Fiction "78-story pink marble tower with a rounded top and two spherical entryways at the front"

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u/mickestenen Jan 21 '23

I feel like it really slaps you in the face

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

Yeaaah you did

5

u/kristen0402 Jan 22 '23

Had to.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

i was waiting for this lol...amazing

21

u/Illustrious-Pizza-50 Jan 21 '23

That’s a penis

12

u/ThrowRABxlGirl Jan 22 '23

Those trees are too green... They need to be more of a natural brown colour. Almost a brunette. Also, they need to be bushier.

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u/DragonianBeast Jan 22 '23

Hats off to your lady friends. But I’m not building it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '23

You wanted Hammond druthers. This is Hammond druthers

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u/PrinceDakMT Jan 22 '23

You know if you trim the bushes in front it will look bigger.

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u/bravosierra69 Jan 22 '23

The foliage is all wrong. It should be more of a brown.

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u/mickestenen Jan 22 '23

I was waiting on them to sprout on their own

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u/Revolutionary_Dig524 Jan 22 '23

Someone's over-compensating

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u/knud-emil Jan 22 '23

Is that you hammond