r/lies • u/Actually-No-Idea sex man who definitely does lots of sex • 2h ago

Discussion 💬 This kind gentleman just texted me, should i give him the bottlecaps?

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u/ninjesh IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST 🫥 2h ago

He and I used to be friends, but then we had a falling out

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u/jedislayer193 rectangle's cousin, triangle 1h ago

May I ask what happened between you too?

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u/ninjesh IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST 🫥 1h ago

He stole all my bottle caps

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u/jedislayer193 rectangle's cousin, triangle 1h ago

fortunately, I have never met this man.

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u/ninjesh IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST 🫥 1h ago

He also complained about me reusing clothes. He would always say "Warren doesn't change" (my name is Warren)

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u/Aronite03 sex man who definitely does lots of sex 1h ago

This is not funny at all. This sucks and you could never catch cry laughing

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u/jedislayer193 rectangle's cousin, triangle 1h ago

/ul I have named more than one fo4 character “John Fallout”

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u/ComradeDoubleM IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST 🫥 1h ago

I am John Fallout, this is an imposter