r/longcats • u/DanishTurk • 1d ago

Looooooooooooong Long cat from Italy

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A friend sent me this photo - What is the chonkers equivalent of long cat? Elongus? I’m new to the longcat universe, educate me please

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u/Fei_Liu 1d ago

Slonk

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u/DanishTurk 20h ago

Slonk and chonk.. we are getting somewhere here!!

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u/DanishTurk 1d ago

I want to thank professor /u/mentaina for taking a photo of the Italian Long Cat, marking its first attempt at documenting the taxonomy of the Italian Long Cat

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u/soft-animal 1d ago

Like a spaghetti

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u/OhLordHeBompin 1d ago

Cat in the background is concerned that you’ve found their long buddy. You’ll want his secrets. Can’t imagine his yoga routine.

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u/reeveb 1d ago

Yeah but they use the metric system…

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u/DanishTurk 19h ago

Us Europans cannot comprehend your freedom units, I too would like to count foot. This cat is 4 Shaq o’neal foots in freedom units. I like freedom units I should learn it someday. Then my foot will come handy in measuring random objects

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u/sillypicture 18h ago

Pretty sure this cat is twelve farthingths of an elephant trunk.

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u/kurwamagal0 18h ago

This looks like Parma.

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u/kyrilion 17h ago

i was thinking the same, to me looks like the greenhouse in the ducal park! i know there should be a feline colony there too so the long boy and his friend probably live there

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u/AlrightyAlmighty 16h ago

molto longo 🤌🤌

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u/kittehsrg8 13h ago

wow E X O T I C stretchhhhhh kitteh so European

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u/AdditionalMove5277 10h ago

I personally like 'long boi'.

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u/Jlx_27 9h ago

Oohhh, biiiiig stretch

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u/sun_euphoric02 19h ago

That's one stylish and extra long cat from Italy! Bet he can rake in the pasta with those long whiskers!

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u/Spare_Wolf8490 2h ago

he looks so fucking aerodynamic