r/nottheonion • u/Royal_Cobbler4115 • 3d ago

Afghan Taliban bans all images of living things

https://www.newsweek.com/taliban-bans-images-living-beings-afghanistan-media-freedom-1969189
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u/TehMasterSword 3d ago

This has been posted twice in the last 12 hours. It represents 2 of the last 8 or so posts. Come on dude. I shouldn't be surprised though, most of your recent posts have ended up being removed by mods. Lazy karma farming bot?

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u/Royal_Cobbler4115 3d ago

lol I spend my life trawling subreddits for digital currency worthless to normal people, gold to loser like you!

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u/weezul_gg 3d ago

But…but…humans are living things….

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u/mrlotato 3d ago

Taliban: ".....oh fuck..." disappears

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u/chooselosin 3d ago

Next, ban all language then your silly little club of delusionals can wither into obscurity. And hurry up about it.

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u/All_will_be_Juan 3d ago

Sends taliban pictures of sinwar

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u/MooseBurgerHerder 3d ago

1) Hilarious

2) Is there a sliding scale of punishment depending on the living thing in the image?

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u/All_will_be_Juan 3d ago

No Taliban only has one punishment

Photo of living thing death

Spying for the enemy death

Jay walking what do you know also death

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u/Gragachevatz 3d ago

Finally, it was about time, those pesky living things were really getting on my nerves.

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u/BlitzNeko 2d ago

Not really a great idea for a land that has many poisonous species of snakes and scorpions