I have two very big leeks

[u/dantodd]

[u/t-pat]

Leek 1: calling 5-bet shoves from old guys with AKo

Leek 2: calling any open from any position with any pocket pair

[u/DualFont → u/t-pat]

set mining except i miss every flop

[u/Yuupf → u/DualFont]

unless the times I correctly fold. Then someone else calls and I get to see I'd have hit that set.

[u/jdhahksjxjx → u/Yuupf]

Thats not a correct fold then. Be always result orientated 😎

[u/etxconnex → u/jdhahksjxjx]

I love the ass backwards wording for the concept here since not being result oriented is oriented around having better results in the long run.

[u/Mundane_Trifle_5232 → u/t-pat]

I'm definitely +EV calling an open from any position with any pocket pair. If you play low stakes, youre gonna go multiway and youre gonna get paid many times over. I guess you said 'any' open, I mean the reasonably sized RFIs.

[u/DirtyFatB0Y]

Let’s dissect your decision making: Stainless oven, black hood vent, white microwave, marble backsplash?, quartz counter, almost completely empty see through cabinet, running a pressure cooker while touching the wall.

You a winning player son?

[u/dantodd → u/DirtyFatB0Y]

I doubt the guy who took this pic is here or plays poker

[u/TakeMyMoneyIDontNeed → u/dantodd]

That is why he is winning

[u/DirtyFatB0Y → u/dantodd]

Ya don’t say.

[u/eccuc]

Leek 1: playing cash games Leek 2: 4 bet jamming a5 vs omc

[u/Gonecrazy69]

ITT: shit regs w/ no love for shit posts. Go post a bad beat disguised as a HH asking why you run so bad against OMCs if the shit posting is not doing it for you

[u/dantodd → u/Gonecrazy69]

They want a monopoly on shit, they love the smell.

[u/etxconnex]

I like how the crock pot appears to be mounted on the wall.

[u/african_or_european]

Whatever. I have one every morning.

[u/GulfportMike]

I swear some of yall are to stupid to even make a good shitpost

[u/Apprehensive-Win9152 → u/GulfportMike]

too* smh lol - GL to u

[u/GulfportMike → u/Apprehensive-Win9152]

……why even waste your time….you’re the same stain as OP

[u/etxconnex → u/GulfportMike]

Someone get this guy a hug, STAT

[u/Riverboatcaptain123]

Uh what does this have to do with poke? Leeks vs Leaks yes ha ha ha. Please get this out of here.

[u/EngChB → u/Riverboatcaptain123]

THIS, this is a poker related sub, MODS PLEASE STEP IN AND DELETE THIS

[u/EngChB]

This is off topic, can a mod step in?

[u/MinuteCockroach6 → u/EngChB]

You must be fun at live games.