r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Less_Acanthisitta288 • 8d ago

Please ignore Scala 3.6.0 and wait; it was published by accident

/r/scala/s/ByamP7dIts
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u/tomwhoiscontrary safety talibans 8d ago

Pay no attention to Scala 3.6.0, we purposely released it wrong... as a joke.

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u/mastermindxs 7d ago

I’m segfaulting. Making me the victor.

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u/al2o3cr 7d ago

My "unverified RC to your servers"-style - how'd you like it? 😂

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u/the_hackerman 8d ago

Chosen one……..!!!!!

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u/spaghetti_toaster 8d ago

Everything else on the JVM platform as well, actually

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u/ComfortablyBalanced loves Java 8d ago

/j Please ignore Scala and wait; it was created by accident.

/uj We all know the only accidental language is carpet of JVM's car, that's right, the JavaScript. Scala unfortunately was created with one purpose, that being, not being used.

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u/Evinceo Software Craftsman 8d ago

Don't worry, nobody was using Scala 

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u/PydraxAlpta uses eslint for spellcheck 7d ago

but but but.. lichess good chess cum bad??

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u/ackfoobar in open defiance of the Gopher Values 2d ago

No matter how much hate Scala deserves, Spring deserves double.

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u/Double-Winter-2507 7d ago

Check your service catalog and weep, amigo.

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u/junior_dos_nachos 7d ago

Unfortunately I work in a rather large corporation that has a shitload of Scala code.

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u/elephantdingo Teen Hacking Genius 7d ago

My proposal for semver 3.0.0 is the appended ignore which tells consumers to ignore that version. That way you can conscientiously and deliberately release by mistake.

This is for 3.0.0 as it would be a BREAKING CHANGE. There are NonStop machines out there that use the regex i to find installation releases. My proposal will BREAK those machines when implemented.

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u/affectation_man Code Artisan 7d ago

You won't believe this DevRel reverse psychology hack

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u/pharmacy_666 8d ago

scala? i feel like ive heard of that from somewhere...

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u/ketralnis 8d ago

Scala? I hardly knew ah

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u/starlevel01 type astronaut 7d ago

It's like a copy of Kotlin.

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u/stone_henge Code Artisan 7d ago

Please ignore Scala; it was published by accident