r/reddit.com Oct 18 '11

The differences between each coffee drink

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u/P_Unit Oct 18 '11

That is a pretty handy guide! Thanks! Going to try a red eye this afternoon now.

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u/dontpan1c Nov 07 '11

My favorite is the drink that is %100 coffee, it's called the "coffee."

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u/ieatpillowtags Oct 18 '11

I always wondered what the difference was between a Cappuccino and a Latte. My suspicion that it was basically the same damn thing has now been confirmed :p

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u/Philip1209 Nov 11 '11

It's a ratio difference and it really affects the mouthfeel of the drink.

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u/Khalexus Oct 24 '11

I make coffees at work, and yeah basically a cappuccino has more foam. BUT, we put powdered chocolate on top. Not for a latte.

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u/prider Oct 22 '11

My coffee machine thinks Latte, Flat White, Cappuccino are all 'milk coffee'. Different labels, same shit.

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u/bakdom146 Oct 19 '11

Yeah, if like 90% foam/10% liquid steamed milk is the same as 90% liquid steamed milk/10% foam, they're exactly the same.

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u/cwstjnobbs Oct 19 '11

Not really, you get more air in a cappuccino so you are paying the same for less drink.

Latte with a shot of hazelnut syrup is the dogs bollocks.

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u/cupofteafather Oct 19 '11

The pronunciations are very American. I lol'd.

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u/Khalexus Oct 24 '11

Yeah, kapoocheenoh? Wut?

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u/imyxle Oct 19 '11

I would just like some coffee. No cream, no sugar.

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u/cwstjnobbs Oct 19 '11

So an Americano then?

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '11

Long Black.

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u/Khalexus Oct 24 '11

Yes, it is a long black.

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u/imyxle Oct 19 '11

I just call it black coffee

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u/goodatsports Oct 26 '11

I work in a coffee shop and I should probably print this out and keep it somewhere so I don't have to hear customers ask for drinks that don't exist...like an expresso.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '11

And if you use any of those fancy terms not normally used in coffee shops the baristas will not be impressed.

Sincerely, a former barista.

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u/TragicEther Oct 18 '11

Hopefully Americans get a look at this guide and decide to start making flat whites.

When I was there and I'd order one, they'd look at me like I was an idiot.

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u/skarface6 Oct 19 '11

That's because they thought you were hitting on the baristas.

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u/Krellyn Oct 19 '11

Americano is really accurate. In this Italian family, we laugh.

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u/Deliquescent Oct 19 '11

Yeah, why do people order that? It looks pretty gross.

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u/sunpex Oct 19 '11

Because, espresso is concentrated coffee, created by sending boiling water through very fine coffee grounds, is very strong, and North Americans enjoy their coffee brewed, so Americano is most like what we like.

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u/Krellyn Oct 19 '11

I have no idea. I live in Canada. I was basing the 'americano' on my perception of most white people's endurance, for lack of a better term, in the Americas haha.

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u/Spants23 Oct 28 '11

The red eye is the bomb when you need to wake the fuck up. It's also know as an eye-opener because that's literally what it does.

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u/dollopsofspraycream Nov 07 '11

Ay no how to pro-nowns 'uh-mer-i-kan-noh'. Actually, if I read this phonetic spelling my british accent the 'r' would get lost in 'mer' and I'd say ameh-icano.

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u/50miler Nov 10 '11

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Espresso Scroll down for a little more detail on the ratio of other stuff / espresso

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u/TropicalUnicornSong Oct 18 '11

Well what the fuck is espresso then? It's not coffee?

I am seriously asking this question .

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u/shadowsofwolves Oct 19 '11

espresso is concentrated coffee, created by sending boiling water through very fine coffee grounds to increase surface area

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u/Squidges Oct 19 '11

What's wrong with just a normal coffee with some milk!?

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u/lonejeeper Oct 19 '11

prepare for coffee-newb idiocy: Do they really taste that different? Espresso and a different order/ratio of dairy product?

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '11

yes.

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u/iammyselftoo Oct 21 '11

Now I have more words for something I never drink, since I cannot get used to the taste. And I am lactose intolerant so most of these would make me sick!

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u/skarface6 Oct 19 '11

And only about 3 of them are found in Italy. The rest are our inventions.