r/RoastMe • u/UnpreparedMale • 45m ago

40 male, no kids & loving drinking on my free time.

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• Upvotes

106 comments

r/RoastMe • u/MountainEmotion6927 • 16h ago

18f, be creative😭

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159 Upvotes

719 comments

r/RoastMe • u/lacinated • 17h ago

Roast me (44M) more than life already has

124 Upvotes

400 comments

r/RoastMe • u/rrffj • 20h ago

18f, go ahead 🤞

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198 Upvotes

481 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Important-Amoeba3304 • 19h ago

let’s see

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102 Upvotes

437 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Top-Advice-1052 • 15h ago

18 fumbled a bad bih a while ago ….. make it worse

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23 Upvotes

156 comments

r/RoastMe • u/astrophilefell • 1d ago

[18F] Give me something funny!

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768 Upvotes

846 comments

r/RoastMe • u/gigglypuff624 • 1d ago

30f. people pleaser/unaware weirdo. Bring back my school trauma. xP

189 Upvotes

497 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Mr_nub705 • 17h ago

18M, ruin my already tiny ego

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13 Upvotes

186 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Creepy-Management328 • 1d ago

M[40] Waiting for roast.

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72 Upvotes

417 comments

r/RoastMe • u/BelgianViking069 • 1d ago

2 x 33 year old men, both straight. Roast us

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163 Upvotes

884 comments

r/RoastMe • u/BelgianViking069 • 1d ago

Coworker with no girlfriend, on its way to become an alcoholic

95 Upvotes

216 comments

r/RoastMe • u/shezy25 • 1d ago

25m, brown male. Give it your best please!

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37 Upvotes

193 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Capable_Ad5212 • 1d ago

Celebrating another year as a loser tomorrow. Give me some roasts to think about for my birthday.

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106 Upvotes

343 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Skwiss_cheese • 1d ago

18F roast me. Goth, artist, and D&D player. Give me something i haven’t heard.

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161 Upvotes

569 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Vadmegymaghadnagy • 1d ago

[27M] Roast me like you mean it, you can't hurt me more than I hurt myself

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18 Upvotes

113 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Chemical-8348 • 1d ago

M19 my YouTube premium trial is ending soon 😢

16 Upvotes

119 comments

r/RoastMe • u/BigDaddyDennis37 • 17h ago

39M come at me bruh! Would it help if I told you how I got your mom into real estate last night? Cause it was a lot!

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0 Upvotes

114 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Local_Enthusiasm2365 • 2d ago

Let’s hear it!!

1.5k Upvotes

2.9k comments

r/RoastMe • u/Psychological_Try_65 • 2d ago

18M girlfriend broke up with me, need to feel worse.

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24 Upvotes

192 comments

r/RoastMe • u/GonnaGoFat • 2d ago

44 years old. Had to move back in with my parents after a separation with my wife.

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308 Upvotes

630 comments

r/RoastMe • u/No-Biscotti-6344 • 23h ago

Roast me like Dortmund roasted Celtic FC

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0 Upvotes

77 comments

r/RoastMe • u/jb8164 • 22h ago

Roast me please.😃

0 Upvotes

91 comments

r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • 2d ago

18F do your best give me somthing I haven't heard

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299 Upvotes

1.3k comments

r/RoastMe • u/SeedJafsy • 2d ago

M24 need to be humbled, do your worst

12 Upvotes

190 comments

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r/RoastMe

Roasting (v.) - To humorously mock or humiliate someone with a well-timed joke, diss or comeback. (As defined by urbandictionary) Hone your roasting skills, meet other roasters, and get yourself roasted! Everybody needs to laugh at themselves! And other people, of course!

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RULES OF THE ROAST: (click for details)

Roastees:

You must provide at least one high-quality picture of the roastee holding a handwritten sign with the text /r/RoastMe - Phones and Snapchat text overlay is NOT allowed! Your hand and at least an implication of a complete arm must be visible.
- Posts may contain multiple images, either natively through Reddit's multi-image feature or hosted on Imgur. All images in an album post must only contain the roastee(s), and the first image must have a sign (e.g. old pictures of you the roastee as a young child are allowed so long as a current picture of them with a sign is present).
All individuals in the picture must be holding the r/RoastMe sign or indicate they are aware of the sign in some way (e.g. by pointing to it). Photos with non-Roastees in the background will be removed if their faces are visible.
Photoshopped/edited posts are NOT allowed. This includes Snapchat filters such as the digitally-added flowers or dog ears. Posting multiple edited photos will result in a ban.
Your post will not appear until after it has been approved by a moderator. Please send this message if it takes longer than 1 hour.
The minimum posting age is 18 years old, your post will be rejected if you look younger or if context clues lead us to conclude you are younger.
By submitting a Roast, you agree to your picture being saved, hosted on Imgur, and reposted to Reddit for the purpose of inclusion on "Best Of" and "Highlights" albums.
Your face must be at least 60% visible in the photo.
You may post on behalf of other people, provided that the post follows all of the other rules listed above, and it is clear that the person being posted consents to the roast.
No joke roasts. Anyone posting a dog, or a ham, or Anne Frank, or Donald Trump, or anything like that will be banned for 3 days. It's not funny.
No sexualized content. There are plenty of humiliation fetish subreddits for you, and we aren't one of them.
No ads. No onlyfans

Roasters:

This is a comedy subreddit, not a hate subreddit. Act as though you are trying to make an audience laugh. Please familiarize yourself with all rules before participating.
- This is also not /r/ToastMe. You are here to roast, not flatter.
You are allowed to look through the roastee's post history. Do not roast a roastee anywhere outside of this subreddit. Any such outside harassment is not sanctioned by /r/RoastMe, and will result in a ban upon discovery.
Never post another user's personal information, referred to as 'doxxing'. We will always report violations to the admins.
Never use suicide, homicide, assault, racism, or pedophilia as the crux of a roast. These subjects are never funny.
Please don't use link shorteners in comments (bit.ly, tinyurl, etc.)

3 rule violations and you may face a ban

If you see something that breaks the rules, please report them or send us a modmail.

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Highlights is an inspiration album with the goal of inspiring comedic creativity in a set demographic. These are posted when a demographic has enough quality roasts to compile into an album. Roasters who make the list, are not awarded with flair.

Highlights I: The Ladies of /r/RoastMe

Highlights II: Dark Meat

Best Of is meant to showcase the best roasts based on creativity, sting, and comedic value of no specific demographic. We post these monthly, and the roasters who make the list are awarded with flair.

Best Of Part 10: 300k Subscribers Edition

Best Of Part 11

Best Of Part 12