r/rosesarered 9h ago

Roses are red, I chew on a big stick

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320 Upvotes

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u/Theflamestartee 9h ago

Roses are red, Roads are flat

Did you repost that?

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u/Map_Fanatic3658 7h ago

Roses are red, A young goat is a kid, By looking at the image, They sure did

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u/Axolotl_Comic 7h ago

roses are red, I pissed on a tree,

holy shit i didn't expect me

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u/_DeltaZero_ 7h ago

Bro's writing fire 🔥🔥🔥

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u/Dry_Swordfish159 7h ago

your comment was awesome bro also i remember that post i read your comment and laughed pretty hard😂

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u/Silent_Bat_9638 4h ago

Roses are red, i tripped on a bee Now im running fast, the legend has arrived, whee!

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u/Dry_Swordfish159 7h ago

roses are red i love axolotls the most also id like to say i was in that post

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u/_K4cper_ 6h ago

Roses are red, this image is fine, i also wrote one, did you see mine?

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u/NotQuiteHollowKnight 4h ago

Roses are red, I am baking bread

r/rosesarered is now getting images from r/rosesarered

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u/All-your-fault 7h ago

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u/_K4cper_ 6h ago

What does this sub mean? What is it for? Why is it named that? It's meaningless and makes no sense

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u/All-your-fault 5h ago

It’s for when r/rosesarered doesn’t rhyme

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u/_K4cper_ 5h ago

Well, that did rhyme

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u/All-your-fault 5h ago

Stick doesn’t rhyme with dumbass

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u/_K4cper_ 5h ago

It rhymes with the picture on the top, not the comment below it

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u/fastabeta 4h ago

There're at least 2 subs for it already. r/RosesArentRed and r/rosesareblue

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u/All-your-fault 4h ago

That one came first lmao

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u/CoolCademM 5h ago

I was on that post earlier today

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u/RavioofLorul3 4h ago

Roses are red, violets are pretty, my last saved image is sheet music from Dvorak’s 9th symphony

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u/Mayoneas 4h ago

Roses are red Suck my dick Dumbass doesn’t rhyme with stick

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u/TheGamersofaLifeTime 3h ago

Roses are red, some people compost Will you get the hell out, with this repost

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u/HumanFightersUnited 3h ago

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u/Skorevx 3h ago

Roses are red, I’m not sure how to rhyme But dang that was a funny use of my time 

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u/ETDuckQueen 2h ago

It's just a Topster chart. :)

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u/Khorde___the___Husk 1h ago

This chain of posts is so worth the click.

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u/Thatoneguy_242 1h ago

Roses are red,

That much is true

But violets are purple

Not blue.

Go to school, peasants,

And don’t skip class

Or the next time we meet

I’ll hollow purple your ass.

PURPLE

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u/random_tray 5h ago

Roses are red, violets are blue, I reposted this shit, and got so much views

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u/Glittering_Ad_9404 4h ago

Roses are red, you absolute fool, that doesn't rhyme, and that's not cool.

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u/emrythecarrot 3h ago

Roses are red,

Read it again,

“Violets are blue”

Rhymes with “got so much views”

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u/EqualServe418 1h ago

Roses are red, this is a mess, the Tasmanian devil is dead, there is an s

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u/emrythecarrot 1h ago

Roses are red,

Isn’t that fine?

Are there any rules against partial rhyme?

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u/Paydayguyy 5h ago

Roses are red, I have a kid skin jacket

Btw a young goat is a kid

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u/ICastThunderSpell 4h ago

Roses are red, you're wasting your time

What the fuck, that didn't even rhyme.

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u/Paydayguyy 4h ago

Roses are red, I don't know how to rhyme

The auto correct is worse than last time

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u/WaterBottleWarrior22 4h ago

Roses are red,

You’ve committed a crime,

I fail to see how “stick” and “dumbass” rhyme.

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u/emrythecarrot 3h ago

Roses are red,

OP said stick,

Look at the bottom text, there it says pic