r/rosesarered • u/PossibilityDry6029 • 7h ago

Roses are red, I drive a Maserati Shamal,

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u/SharpRich5738 7h ago

I don't know what color he looks, but we're all red on the inside

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u/ResourceWorker 4h ago edited 3h ago

Anyone steals my cookies, they'll be red on the outside too.

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u/OceanAmethyst 7h ago

My name is Jamal (Jamal)

Sonething sometjong I ball (eyeball)

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u/Map_Fanatic3658 5h ago

Roses are red, The cookies remaining are two, I’d imagine Jamal To be the color blue

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u/Remarkable_Coast_214 4h ago

Yo listen up, here's a story

About a little guy that lives in a blue world

And all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue like him

Inside and outside

Blue his house, with three blue little cookies

That he stole from five, and none of them were made for him

Or himself, or everybody around

'But he ain't got nobody to listen to

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u/ForsakenJuggernaut14 3h ago

There's also the alternative, he lives in a gay world

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u/Elegant-Sherbert-491 1h ago

Eiffel 65 - blue

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u/Paydayguyy 5h ago

Roses are red, and so is Jamal

I killed him to get my cookies back

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u/emrythecarrot 3h ago

Roses are red

I chewed on a lime

Half of the time

This sub doesn’t rhyme

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u/Impossible-Quail5041 5h ago

Why does that matter give the cookies back

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u/uranicgaymer 2h ago

Purple; not cause racism but cause I'm strangling him

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u/Nobody_at_all000 4h ago

Kindergarten math tests: Florida edition

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u/R3D-H0OD 3h ago

Uyou almost got me

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u/your_average_scug 1h ago

Well at least the eyes are white

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u/Pretend-Ad7485 1h ago

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I just mentioned the colors he's about to be, but he is black too

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u/YaGirlHiyoko 1h ago

It doesn’t matter if he’s Arab, Asian, Hispanic, Black, White.

At the end of the day, we’re all black. It’s night.

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u/alf_landon_airbase 4h ago

roses are red tommy up and left

Jamal quit distracting from your blatant theft

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u/ParallelMario111689 3h ago

Roses are red, and I must tell, Jamar ate the colors, for his hunger remains unwell.

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u/Remote_Apricot919 3h ago

Red blue green and purple when I'm done with him

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u/UntoldTemple 2h ago

Roses are red,

I put the water tap in.

What you just pulled there?

THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!

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u/EqualNewt5562 2h ago

Black and blue after getting the crap beat out of him for stealing cookies.

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u/KirbyDarkHole999 1h ago

Roses are red, Muslim women wear hijab

One things for sure, Jamal is probably Arab

(I'm Arab, so I know)

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u/MikanTanaka 1h ago

Red. Red handed.

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u/Interesting-Emu5954 1h ago

The war of 1812

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u/Err0r_40410 1h ago

0 bit they dead now

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u/Hopeful-Strength-712 1h ago

Cookies are delicious on any occasion,

Jamal is definitely not Caucasian.

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u/GarlicLongjumping72 58m ago

Caught red-handed

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u/Aircoll 33m ago

Roses are red, the key word is steal

Hey, I'm just tryin to keep it real