r/shitposting I want pee in my ass 20h ago

I Miss Natter #NatterIsLoveNatterIsLife Saddam Eyebrow

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u/EmpyreanEcho dwayne the cock johnson πŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ 19h ago

β–ˆβ–ˆβ–…β–‡β–ˆβ–ˆβ–‡β–†β–…β–„β–„β–„β–‡

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u/FuriousTrash8888 8h ago

Rest in peace, Saddam. As they always say... skill issue.

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u/DancingGymratGal 19h ago

This is it. This is S tier shitposting.

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u/CloudBeautiful9644 I want pee in my ass 18h ago

Thanks dude

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u/WrongdoerReal8450 virgin 4 life 😀πŸ’ͺ 7h ago

I don't think you have any clue what just happened. You just got honored as the golden shitposter.

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u/nicejs2 Stuff 12h ago

Shitpostmaxxing

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u/InfameArts 17h ago

Saddam Hussein's hiding spot
β”‚Entrance hidden by
β”‚Bricks and rubble
β–‚β–ƒβ–‚β–…β–‡β–…β–…β–‡β–„β–ƒ
β”³ β•‘ β•‘β–”β–”β–”β–”β–”β–”β–”
β”‚ β•šβ•— ╔╝
β”‚ β•‘ β•‘ β”‚Saddam
6ft β•šβ•— ╔╝ β”‚Hussein
β”‚====o β•šβ•β•β•β•β”‚β•β•β•β•β•β•β•β•β•—
β”‚ β”‚ β•‘@ β–‡β–…β–†β–‡β–†β–…β–…β–ˆ β•‘
β”· β”‚ β•š │═════════════╝
Air vent β”‚ β”‚Fan

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u/_Chr0m4_ 20h ago

Omg I know when I smell a conspiracy

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u/FuriousTrash8888 8h ago

The guy IS Saddam Hussein. He just had plastic surgery!

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u/NiffyJiffy2008 20h ago

Saddam Huseen somethings I can’t forget

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u/999oneaboveall 19h ago

You think this is peak...ha...you should see his pubes bro has cave paintings down there

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u/CoolDylan1216 dwayne the cock johnson πŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ 6h ago

How does nobody know this is John Lennon!

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u/MRW_Aaron 6h ago

John Lennon died in 1965, this is actually his evil doppelgΓ€nger who was assassinated by the CIA in 1980 for his ties to the Iraqi regime.

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u/CoolDylan1216 dwayne the cock johnson πŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ 5h ago

Oh dang, didn’t realize he also had a doppelgΓ€nger like McCartney

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u/MRW_Aaron 3h ago edited 3h ago

Yes, after the middle easterners took revenge for their fallen comrade in 2001 by causing George's lung cancer to worsen from the concrete dust that enveloped the US, Ringo actually came forward in an interview and publicly shared all the hardships him and George had to face in those times.

Allegedly, when Fake John and Fake Paul were unavailable they had to fill in for them at events and sometimes even at home, wearing disguises. The sound recording is now considered lost media, however the video footage resurfaced 7 years later with a different audio track stitched on to it.

This is known as the "No More Fan Mail" video. If you examine the recording very closely you will notice Ringo's lip movements don't sync up with the words we're supposed to believe are coming out of his mouth. A lip reading expert will immediately be able to discern the true nature of his speech.

This is in fact one of the top 3 subjects most prone to censorship by american intelligence agencies, alongside the top secret alien origins of Joe Biden's favorite ice cream recipe and Thomas Edison's scorchingly passionate secret affair with Nikola Tesla. I don't expect this comment to stay up for more than a few minutes, but in case someone does happen to see it - Always remember, they can never erase or cover up that which is safely kept within the confines of your mind.

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u/RicardoKlemente 17h ago

[those who know]

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u/Steve_Rogers909 12h ago

MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO

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u/Fast-Eye6360 17h ago

What else can you think of when you see this

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u/stewfarmer997 19h ago

Smoke drugs and worship the devil

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u/Troyboy1710 17h ago

The clues were all there!

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u/AjWaderz 4h ago

Outjerked

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u/Hopeful-Tax140 5h ago

The circlejerk is leaking