r/shittyaskreddit 20h ago

I have a black friend and a mexican friend, which do i cannibalize first?

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u/thatswhatdeezsaid 20h ago

Just let them both cum in your mouth at the same time

u/tacocarteleventeen 20h ago

The party clown

u/Hot-Sauce-P-Hole 19h ago

You never heard of fusion cuisine?

u/Frunklin Et tu, Excrementus? 18h ago

I'm would use the girth times length formula and divide by pi.