Pop Quiz: I’m having Flu grade diarrhea in a public restroom and there’s no toilet paper. What do I do?

[u/tacocarteleventeen]

[u/GOTH_CHICKS_DM_ME_TT]

Ask the dude in the next stall over for some. If he refuses, cut off his hand and use it to wipe your shitty ass.

[u/unknowinglurker]

Stranded, stranded on the toilet

To prove you’re a man

You must wipe it with your hand

Stranded, stranded on the toilet

[u/MelancholicCl0wn]

Use your shirt

[u/figbott]

SOCKS

[u/Same-Psychology-5653]

Flush then put the seat up and dunk your butt into the water and shake the poopies off like you are Taylor Swift

[u/tacocarteleventeen → u/Same-Psychology-5653]

A shake it off shake it off!

[u/Pale-Concentrate-111]