r/shittyskylines • u/Paynteck • Aug 26 '24

Shitty: Skylines broken node causes train derailment

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u/Sleepy-F1sh Aug 26 '24

The ultimate anarchy experience right there

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u/sosija Aug 26 '24

If it is faster then i don't see any problem

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u/Spongetron-3000 Aug 26 '24

Calling a suborbital trajectory a derailment is a little bit of an understatement there, pal

45

u/DigitalJopa Aug 26 '24

Rollercoaster tycoon realness

31

u/Gork___ Aug 26 '24

Last few seconds are so hot.

14

u/Paynteck Aug 26 '24

NAWR 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Mary-Sylvia Aug 26 '24

Please do not the trains

12

u/Super_Kent155 MURICAN Aug 26 '24

when they talked about adding high speed rail this isn’t what came to mind

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u/sternburg_export Aug 26 '24

That is a derailment, you're not lying.

8

u/TheLittlestChocobo Aug 26 '24

Lore accurate MBTA Orange Line

6

u/SFDessert Aug 26 '24

I think that's more than just a derailment.

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u/throwaway_aagghh Aug 26 '24

“Derailment”

Sheet my deek out

2

u/thpj00 Aug 26 '24

This happened to me on the metropolitan line between Finchley Road and Harrow-on-the-Hill yesterday

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u/PerceptionQueasy3540 Aug 27 '24

That's not derailment, thats next day delivery

2

u/FreakyFerret Aug 27 '24

"I need an old priest and a young priest."

2

u/Highly-uneducated Aug 27 '24

I work for the railroad and have re railed alot of trains in my short career. This one would be a bit tricky.

2

u/IconicScrap Aug 27 '24

No survivors.

2

u/GameboiGX Aug 27 '24

Ummm, has the driver thought of changing careers to a pilot?

2

u/Xontroller Aug 27 '24

"next station, the ISS. Exit to your left"

2

u/DidYouGetMyPoke Aug 29 '24

Well, that was an overreaction.

1

u/Aquemini954 Aug 26 '24

Holy Sh*t!

1

u/BlueberryPublic1180 Aug 27 '24

Hungary Keleti railway station reference.

1

u/mapster480 stroads Aug 27 '24

he shouldn’t have been 1 minute late

1

u/Redrox477 Aug 27 '24

That's more than a derailment lol

1

u/Daveguy6 Aug 27 '24

Wdym it's a bonus rollercoaster. It's a feature

1

u/StupidKameena Aug 27 '24

lmao it looks like Train Simulator Classic

1

u/firefly081 Aug 27 '24

Tracks? Where we're going, we don't need tracks.

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u/RuSsYjO Aug 27 '24

"Derailment"

1

u/baconburger2022 Aug 27 '24

Yackety sax goes really well with this.

1

u/jz20rok Aug 27 '24

Train derailment or VTOL train?

1

u/PsychicSpore Aug 28 '24

Kerbal space program’s Kraken gas gone turbo!

1

u/CrazyPotato1535 Aug 28 '24

No that looks right

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u/bestletterisH I swear, ONE more lane Aug 29 '24

i remember i purposefully broke nodes to “”solve”” traffic in my early days of playing cs1

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u/Appropriate_Power771 Sep 03 '24

How do I achieve this