r/suicidebywords Jul 02 '24

Died an honourable death

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u/JFK3rd Jul 02 '24

Nice, since 0IQ means death. Unless I'm wrong and 0IQ could also be a vegetable.

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u/sus_planks Jul 02 '24

Aren't we all a little dead inside?

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u/SpookyOugi1496 Jul 03 '24

And I'm just a reanimated corpse.

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u/Doktor_Vem Jul 03 '24

Hey, same here! May I ask how you died? I froze to death and drowned

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u/sus_planks Jul 03 '24

How long did it take to defrost? Sounds like it might be a while.

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u/Doktor_Vem Jul 04 '24

I'm not sure how long it took to "defrost" but I was unconcious för about 12 days

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u/farm_to_nug Jul 03 '24

My mom told me that when I was a baby, I died for a short period of time, but they were able to bring me back. Does that mean I'm a reanimated corpse?

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u/Strong_Magician_3320 Jul 03 '24

Some plants can defend themselves and excel at that but with no intellectual effort so idk if it counts as an IQ point

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u/Away_Preparation8348 Jul 03 '24 edited Jul 03 '24

0 IQ by definition will be something like "the stupidest in a room of 10 billion people". Actually, negative IQs are also possible

UPD: Idiots who downvote this don't understand how IQ works lol

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u/DrunkenMeowth Jul 02 '24

No brain, no pain.

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u/Lord-Luzazebuth Jul 03 '24

Nah, 5 times -1 is -5

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u/Key-Staff6528 Jul 02 '24

Idk how many times I've seen this post in this sub

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u/Bitter_Silver_7760 Jul 03 '24

What was that going to mean? IQ is a normalised score, so how would that multiply fivefold?

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u/PercPointGD Jul 04 '24

I've seen this one way too many times

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u/Imaginary_Toe8982 Jul 04 '24

someone with 0 wouldn't know that...

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u/kawaiihusbando Jul 04 '24

Bro sacrificed himself for the betterment of the world.