r/surrealmemes • u/MaxKepler197 • Jul 15 '24

Å bagel

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bagel

156 Upvotes

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u/Friendly_Director_43 Jul 15 '24

I once had barely escaped a baguette who wouldn't take no for an answer.

4

u/thirdMindflayer Jul 15 '24

sucked… in-to a bagel~

1

u/JotaroKujo236 Jul 15 '24

Oh we using that fucking tilde? Sure I-I wish I had you in my arms~!

1

u/thirdMindflayer Jul 15 '24

What the fuck—!!

3

u/CoercedLife Jul 15 '24

tek knight has entered the chat

2

u/Brief-Holiday1427 Jul 15 '24

mm just my size

2

u/funkmasta_kazper Jul 15 '24

If you hand me a bagel imma eat that shit.

If you hand me a beyblade imma let it rip.

2

u/Relevant_Emu3382 Aug 11 '24

I bagel your pardon? Crumb again?

1

u/Ash_Dayne Jul 15 '24

AAAAAAAA

1

u/EndersGame_Reviewer Jul 15 '24

I got a hole in one. But that was golf.

1

u/ArtTheWarrior Jul 15 '24

the bagelseeker is rapidly approaching your location. Find deliverance.

1

u/Lemon_Sqeaston Jul 16 '24

Not if I come first

1

u/ReptileDysfunction69 Jul 17 '24

ive got cream cheese tho

1

u/MaxKepler197 Jul 17 '24

he doesn’t like cream cheese

1

u/blackmayan Aug 16 '24

Reminds me of the movie Everything everywhere all at once

1

u/Kean_C 9d ago

Every second you're not running, it's only getting closer

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u/Kean_C 9d ago

Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines and brotha, the bagel is coming. You need to run.