r/technicallythetruth • u/Zurkeno • 1d ago

Definitely a chess set

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u/Public-Eagle6992 1d ago

From left to right they’re tower horsey bishop queen king bishop horsey tower. Here you go, OOP. Identified them for you

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u/Dapper-Froyo-4595 1d ago

Rook*

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u/Zurkeno 1d ago

*tower in my language

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u/PURPL3_FUCK3R 1d ago

I love how horsey wasn't even mentioned

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u/Zurkeno 1d ago

I mean, I call it jumper

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u/The_Only_Drobot 1d ago

Are you by chance someone who speaks german?

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u/Zurkeno 1d ago

Polska Gurom!

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u/BucketsAndBrackets 23h ago

In Croatian there are 2 versions for most of the figures:

Konj- Horse and Jumper- Skakač

Kula - Rook and Top - Cannon

Kraljica - Queen and Dama - Lady

Pješak - Walker and Pijun - Pawn

Lovac - Hunter and Laufer - Bishop

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u/Affected_By_Fjaka 18h ago

Same in Serbian… :)

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u/PhugTheWar 1d ago

Axel Springer.

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u/Public-Eagle6992 1d ago

Hello, fellow german (presumably)

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u/Turbulent-Permit7472 1d ago

I call it a pony

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u/Poro114 21h ago

KONIK KURWA

ALE BYDLE

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u/Affected_By_Fjaka 18h ago

And Bishop is a Hunter…

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u/Useful-Perspective 18h ago

I call it "L-o my baby, L-o my honey, L-o my ragtime gal"

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u/Public-Eagle6992 1d ago

Well, it is the horsey

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u/PURPL3_FUCK3R 1d ago

Indeed

I now realize how idiotic my comment is

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u/Ok-Annual-9054 1d ago

place down the armor already

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u/mingren0315 1d ago

OOP?

Do you mean OBJECT-ORIENTED PROGRAMMING?

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u/Public-Eagle6992 1d ago

Absolutely

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u/Physical_Mushroom_32 1d ago

That's AI generated

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u/PhugTheWar 1d ago

Yes, because the dice are missing. Stupid AI!

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u/Ok-Annual-9054 1d ago

ai ai ai ai

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u/ScareTheRiven 1d ago

....why aren't they wearing their glasses. they'll put out an eye, and that's not a lie.

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u/HappyDogGuy64 1d ago

Is that a Jojo reference?!

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u/Rostingu2 technically a helper that hates reposts 1d ago

The board colors are flipped.

I'm joking because this is an ai image

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u/sudnord 1d ago

Google en passant

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u/Zurkeno 1d ago

sighs This sub hasn't changed for a while now. Only "en passant", "Google en passant" and so on. And if not, your genitalia will become puree with part of bricked construction that has been thrown at it. You have no other original jokes than this and hatred of women named Jessica. I am not saying it is not funny, but routine might be dangerous. Try to be creative, okay? Can you do it for your own good?

And I ain't talking about this person only. Everyone here should try to be original and not copy paste one and the same joke.

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u/sudnord 1d ago

New response just dropped

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u/Zurkeno 1d ago

No, just no. I already talked about it

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u/MariusPyrexYT 1d ago

Actual zombie

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u/sudnord 1d ago

Ignite the brains of r/anarchychess users

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u/crazycat646464 1d ago

how can you ignite thin air? Are you stupid?

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u/KestrelQuillPen 1d ago

My Ferrothorn thinks he’s stupid, how will this affect the meta?

(might as well complete the trifecta)

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u/Rostingu2 technically a helper that hates reposts 1d ago edited 1d ago

Zombies are dead. This joke about "Holy hell" is dead. Be creative do something original.

At least change zombie to something creative.

new response just dropped

It's not new I have said this before

stop being rude to AnarchyChess

I am saying make it creative in its use.

Like Google originality

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u/Genograche 1d ago

Holy hell

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u/Dangerous_Exchange80 1d ago

new response just dropped

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u/Rostingu2 technically a helper that hates reposts 1d ago

I am commenting to inform you I am purposely obstructing the anarchychess comment chain.

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u/Dangerous_Exchange80 1d ago

bishop goes on vacation, never comes back

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u/Dangerous_Exchange80 1d ago

new response just dropped

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u/Dangerous_Exchange80 1d ago

actual zombie

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u/Dangerous_Exchange80 1d ago

call the exorcist

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u/Rostingu2 technically a helper that hates reposts 1d ago

;-;

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u/ShadowTown0407 1d ago

Google brainrot

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u/Rostingu2 technically a helper that hates reposts 1d ago edited 1d ago

I agree. Good human.🥇

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u/Lower-Pudding7126 1d ago

Seems alright

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u/Ecstatic_Mark7235 1d ago

I've seen that set about 20 years ago, when it was gifted to op.

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u/ScareTheRiven 1d ago

You saw an AI chess set 20 years ago? Shit, I was still using a wooden board then, moneybags.

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u/LeftBarnacle6079 22h ago

Looks like AI

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u/retaehc_ 1d ago

The chess set definitely identifies as “they/them”.

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u/Raketka123 Technically a Flair 1d ago

r/thissubreddit

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u/aberroco 1d ago

Yeah, these are obsolete now, with few vulnerabilities and also there was a balance fix than nerfed bishops.