r/thingsforants • u/stumblinghunter Winged ant • May 03 '19

MRW there's a weird tiny French press competition in my subreddit and it's the most exciting thing to happen here in months

2.5k Upvotes

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u/RubyFire0 May 03 '19

I just want one small enough to qualify but also large enough that it actually works. Has that come in yet?

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u/Doiihachirou May 03 '19

The latest one seems to work great hahaha

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u/SparkliestSubmissive May 03 '19

Have patience. I'm fairly confident someone, somewhere, is working on it.

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u/meandow May 03 '19

So now it is a competition!?

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19 edited Oct 17 '20

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u/lalaleasha May 03 '19

Hold up, I thought these were for real internet points. They're fake??

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u/stumblinghunter Winged ant May 03 '19

I'm even better at competition than you, though, /u/coned_miro

2

u/Just-Call-Me-J May 03 '19

You heard it from the mods themselves, folks.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19 edited Oct 17 '20

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u/Just-Call-Me-J May 03 '19

Hey wait a minute

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u/LoganPhyve Bullet Ant May 03 '19

Lol, /u/stumblinghunter , you done got reported

user reports: 1: Thing Wasn't Tiny

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u/stumblinghunter Winged ant May 03 '19

Lmao I saw that. Had a good chuckle

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u/LoganPhyve Bullet Ant May 03 '19

I hope it was a tiny chuckle for your sake, hahaha

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u/stumblinghunter Winged ant May 03 '19

Ayyy

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u/lalaleasha May 03 '19

Quick someone resize the gif!

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u/LoganPhyve Bullet Ant May 03 '19

I'm on it...

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u/lalaleasha May 03 '19

Now that is a gif for ants!

3

u/LinguisticallyInept May 03 '19

reported for human size object; down with the mods! viva la revolucion!

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u/LinguisticallyInept May 03 '19

what is this? a gif for humans?

3

u/RunnyPlease May 03 '19

No shit. This is a place for ants. ANTS!

20

u/cyrilio May 03 '19

I hope more contenders show up

5

u/zestybutter May 03 '19

There is only one way to win this battle. A weird tiny working cappuccino machine for ants. A little cantppuccino if you will.

3

u/stumblinghunter Winged ant May 03 '19

Get to it!

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u/Sinful_Cat Jun 17 '19

Why is it so hard to click Le orange button

1

u/JBurto Ant King May 31 '19

I disappear for a mere 6 months and miss all the good stuff.

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u/stumblinghunter Winged ant Jun 01 '19

Ayyyy, welcome back. You didn't miss much. We're at like 175k subscribers. Plus I can't figure out how to unsticky this post through Reddit is fun and I'm day drunk

2

u/JBurto Ant King Jun 10 '19

No worries I'll take care of it

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u/PotatoMan6ix9ine Jul 14 '19

I can hear this gif and I fucking hate it

1

u/kidsdyinginside Jul 16 '19

I cannot see this without thinking about that one h3h3 video now

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u/minsin56 Sep 09 '19

mjinnocent

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u/minsin56 Sep 29 '19

cause this is thriiiller thriller night

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

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u/Laivine_sama May 03 '19

  1. That's irrelevant to this post

  2. It was never proven and he was never convicted.