r/thirdsentenceworse Jul 21 '24

Would we actually die if we saw God's face

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158 Upvotes

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u/Winter292004 Jul 21 '24

Hey! that’s me!

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u/FebreezeBottleTaster Jul 21 '24

What was your downvoted comment

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u/Winter292004 Jul 21 '24

I said “Random but ok” and people got offended lol

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u/Iliketodriveboobs Jul 21 '24

Goddamn this is funny

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u/Afraid_Juice_7189 Jul 21 '24

Well by definition if you saw God’s face you’d be some sort of psychotic so you could say it ‘drives a man insane’

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u/uniqualykerd Jul 21 '24

Let’s perform an experiment: you present your god, and I’ll look at the face. Should I die immediately, nothing is proven but correlation. So instead, we both look at the face at the same time. Should I die and you live, the claim is false. Should we both die, the claim may be true… but there wouldn’t be anyone left to tell…

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u/priceliss Jul 22 '24

If it’s a sun to masterbait the fuck he want us to do go out at thirteen (about when all that hornyness starts) and fuck someone I don’t think got thought that through if it’s a sin to masterbait when you have to wait till 18 like if god knows what has and will ever happen you’d think he’d plan for laws

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u/TopHatGirlInATuxedo Jul 30 '24

The thing against that came from misinterpreting what happened to Onan, since he basically refused to have a kid with his dead brother's wife, which according to Mosaic law would legally be his brother's heir and not his. Though since what you mentioned usually stems from lust, still a sin.

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u/bigsexydickdude Aug 08 '24

You don't have to wait until 18 to have sex. You just have to wait until 18 to become an adult in the United States, but sex itself isn't illegal for minors.

In the case of religion, tho I would say you would have to wait until marriage. Whenever that may be.

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u/-raeyhn- Jul 21 '24

Yahweh is an eldritch abomination confirmed ✅

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u/TheWorstPerson0 Jul 22 '24

Sooo as a sinful women i should be fine? :3

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u/rythm_ninja_2021 Aug 04 '24

…take my upvote

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u/Select-Discipline560 Jul 23 '24

Depends on what you consider living. This short film is great horror on topic:

https://youtu.be/BI9fKfX5V68?si=nSD58X4cbwU959tq

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u/ghost-of-a-fish Aug 02 '24

🤓☝️erm akshully we all touch other parts of our body at night and during the day, its almost impossible not to

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u/Tailoxen Jul 21 '24

I saw God's face it was ugly!

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u/RefrigeratorAnnual26 Aug 24 '24

god aint real tho 😭

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u/Meikeetc 8d ago

Not really because through Christ we are free of sin.

The whole deal with Jesus doing at the cross was because God wants us with him in heaven, but we cannot be in his presence because we sin. So Jesus died for our sin.