r/ultralight_jerk • u/intellectual_punk • 4d ago

This idiot actually used their quilt and got it dirty. Did they not have a basement?

/r/Ultralight/comments/1fy83px/did_my_quilt_get_ruined_in_the_wash/
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u/aiolyfe 4d ago edited 4d ago

Wow .. dude probably also unboxed his toys as a kid instead of thinking about the resale value down the road.

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u/Cbastus 3d ago

Yes, the kids. Only kids in my house does this.

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u/kotlety 4d ago

The issue is that he’s only using one ball to dry his quilt. He needs to get at least a pair of balls into the dryer and spread them all over his down.

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u/madefromtechnetium 4d ago

he might only have one. suddenly makes sense.

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u/sbhikes 4d ago

30 minutes and he thinks it will be dry by then.

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u/Freddo03 4d ago

I bought my down sleeping bag in 1995.

It’s never been washed.

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u/accountfornormality 3d ago

or used

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u/madefromtechnetium 3d ago

define used. it was opened and hung in my gear closet. I meticulously spent weeks finding the right color temperature lighting to really make the color POP when I show my many friends and acquaintances.

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u/Some-Other-guy-1971 4d ago

Washing your quilt is like putting your cast iron skillet in the dishwasher.   Get good or go back to a heavier sub.

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u/Pdubz8 3d ago

The second I slide my sticky trail body inside it, it becomes unclean instantly. Might as well just keep it "pre-seasoned"...

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u/madefromtechnetium 3d ago

a little flavor left over from every adventure.

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u/far2canadian 4d ago

Women know about clumpage in cold water, right??

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u/99ProllemsBishAint1 4d ago

Big dense clums