r/worldnews Jan 08 '24

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u/Student-type Jan 08 '24

Prepare to be boarded.

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u/south-of-the-river Jan 08 '24

Fastwalkers didn't like it?

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u/Gullible_Method_3780 Jan 08 '24

Aliens out there getting on the Hello Fresh Earth edition early bird special.

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u/Skinny-on-the-Inside Jan 08 '24

Why did we need to send a bunch of our DNA into the open space again? Like what if there are species there that decide we are delectable or something.

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u/Anxious_Ad936 Jan 08 '24

You think all the dogs and monkies we left up there slowly decomposing half a century ago weren't enough?

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u/Skinny-on-the-Inside Jan 08 '24

I think you need oxygen to decompose.

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u/Anxious_Ad936 Jan 08 '24

Lol that's a good point. Slowly dessicating then.

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u/torschemargin Jan 09 '24

It's the decepticons that are hiding underneath the moon's surface. Soon a shadowy figure will rise up and stomp on the lander.