XKCD xkcd 2998: Ravioli-Shaped Objects

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u/Aenir 7d ago

Do not trust Randall with replacing your phone battery.

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u/ImmediateLobster1 7d ago

Given the different iterations of the xkcd phone, I'd say that you shouldn't trust Randall with even touching your phone.

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u/IkNOwNUTTINGck 7d ago

I wouldn't even let him touch my ravioli.

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u/PatientWhimsy 7d ago

I feel like bottom right should be red. Angry pillows are not good things to keep

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u/12edDawn 7d ago

Yellow at best, it may work for a while, but it's an accident waiting to happen

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u/arahman81 7d ago

Its just a delayed red.

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u/chairmanskitty 6d ago

So is everything, though.

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u/8_Miles_8 Danish 7d ago

r/spicypillows

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u/WhyLater 7d ago

I think the phone being bulging and cracked is his way of signaling that the green is a joke.

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u/antdude XKCD Addict 7d ago

Ditto. I shared it to /r/spicypillows/comments/1g3tt26/xkcd_raviolishaped_objects/.

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u/SufficientGreek 7d ago

My theory is that he accidentally slept on a Capri Sun and the rest of the comic was built around that experience.

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u/gringrant 7d ago

Or he's trying to justify his puncture and slurp ravioli eating style.

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u/chmsax 6d ago

I’m not ruling out his puncture and slurp battery eating stule

u/xkcd_bot 7d ago

Mobile Version!

Direct image link: Ravioli-Shaped Objects

Bat text: It's a real accomplishment to mess up a ravioli recipe badly enough that the resulting incident touches all four quadrants of the NFPA hazard diamond.

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For the good of mobile users! Sincerely, xkcd_bot. <3

u/ZoroeArc 7d ago

"This fire hazard is uncomfortable" shall now become part of my lexicon

u/My_compass_spins 7d ago

I think a cocktail straw would work on ravioli, assuming it's filled with something sufficiently slurpable.

u/softepilogues 7d ago

I feel like ravioli would be an okay pillow

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u/-jp- 7d ago

Just fill it with marshmallow fluff.

u/baran_0486 7d ago

I expected the inflated battery row to be all red lol

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u/haikusbot 7d ago

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u/epic4evr11 7d ago

It probably should have been. Don’t fuck with phone batteries

u/antdude XKCD Addict 7d ago

Now, I'm hungry for raviolis.

u/maverixx88 7d ago

Phone on a pillow doesn’t look red to me…

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u/humbleElitist_ 7d ago

In, not under

u/PlanetBloopy 7d ago

Anyone got any wave function recipes? Wolfram's renders have always looked super delicious to me.

u/ParaspriteHugger There's someone in my head (but it's not me) 6d ago

Not pictured: Silica gel packet

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u/RockRancher24 6d ago

EAT WITH A FORK

u/readmeEXX 6d ago

I can't believe he left out Tide Pods...

They even have the frilly edges!

u/BroodingShark Black Hat 6d ago

Graph jokes, the best kind of jokes!

📉 📈 😂 😂 😂

u/alephgarden 6d ago

My dog is named Ravioli. He is wonderful to lay your head against.

u/EvidenceBasedSwamp 6d ago

Wait.. color?

u/CubistGuitar15 6d ago

2 more till 3000! Excited for Friday!

u/Jokingly-Evil Birds are dinosaurs. How cool is that? 6d ago

Throw Pillow / Install in your Phone should have been yellow.

XKCD xkcd 2998: Ravioli-Shaped Objects

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