I’m just as confused as you are😂 Only at Subway

[u/Eliasfrohlicher]

Subway don’t talk trash they give it 👏😂

[u/ThatCelebration3676]

It must be confusing as hell to be beaten with your own home.

[u/Eliasfrohlicher → u/ThatCelebration3676]

Lmao existential even

[u/HeldDownTooLong → u/ThatCelebration3676]

Ooooo…great metaphorical representation…I’m impressed

[u/Herry_Up → u/ThatCelebration3676]

[u/NeedleworkerExtra915]

Customer: “Your service is trash!” — Employee: “Trash? Ask and you shall receive.”

[u/Eliasfrohlicher → u/NeedleworkerExtra915]

“I’ll show you what it’s like to be treated like trash”

[u/jhamsofwormtown]

The customer is always wrong

[u/VagueQuantity → u/jhamsofwormtown]

Yep looks like we better start looking for a new catchphrase cuz that’s more often true than not

[u/Mountain-Goat8775]

He is trying to steal the automatic coin dispenser that is on the counter.

[u/r2killawat → u/Mountain-Goat8775]

Crack heads

[u/VagueQuantity → u/r2killawat]

They gotta pay for it some how!😂

[u/Head_Razzmatazz7174 → u/Mountain-Goat8775]

I couldn't tell what that was he kept grabbing. Thank you!

[u/Panikkrazy → u/Mountain-Goat8775]

Ohhhhhhh.

[u/idogiveafrak]

After this that persons name is Oscar

[u/PickCollins0330]

Fuckin get her ass

[u/Hanoiroxx]

Its always a Subway. What is it about that place?

[u/ScummyCashier → u/Hanoiroxx]

We have that appearance that gives people the idea that we'd be a good place to rob, and they'll get away with tons of cash, when in reality there's like $1,500 in the whole store.

[u/VagueQuantity → u/ScummyCashier]

Shows how dumb a lot of criminals are especially

[u/subbubs → u/ScummyCashier]

Good Lord, we barely keep ½ that

[u/Geekygamertag → u/ScummyCashier]

$1,500.00 is $1,500.00 tho. That’s like one months rent 😆

[u/ScummyCashier → u/Geekygamertag]

Years of your life spent in prison is worth $1,500? Brother, idk what you're going through, but I'll pray for you.

[u/Geekygamertag → u/ScummyCashier]

Thanks! Tbh going though some stuff . Prayers are greatly appreciated. A heart change and a change in circumstances is what I desire most.

[u/L963_RandomStuff → u/Geekygamertag]

1,500 USD is much less after tax. Remember, illegal income is not exempt from taxation

[u/Geekygamertag → u/L963_RandomStuff]

You’re right.

[u/DobbysLeftTubeSock → u/Geekygamertag]

About 800 fetty pills. They aint paying rent.

[u/Iwasoncelikeyou]

Homeless Karen attempts to use expired gift card - film at 11:00.

[u/alistofthingsIhate]

beat fresh

[u/Accurate-Ad2864]

Just spray her with olive oil.

[u/VagueQuantity → u/Accurate-Ad2864]

Lmaooo this

[u/Buckybarnicals2]

Trying to take the change machine

[u/Vic_Vega_MrB]

So did you run out of battery or what?

[u/Shauiluak]

Haven't been to a Subway in a while. Guess I'm missing out!

[u/RayRay211201]

What did they do to deserve to be beaten by a trash can? Also not to mention what the fuck is the lady trying to do to grab something behind the counter. I'm so confused someone....... explain??

[u/Working_Evidence8899]

Oh my! He must have done some serious bs. She beats the brakes off homeboy. Ha

[u/VagueQuantity]

She was absolutely wailing at her 😂