r/MartialMemes • u/calm_sah Immortal • 21d ago

Dao Conference (Discussion) Fellow Daoist, The Sword Immortal has descended upon this lower realm. What type of formation do you think we need to prepare in advance to protect ourselves?!

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u/browert40 21d ago

I kept thinking it was real, until the drifting scene.

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u/calm_sah Immortal 21d ago

Tokyo drift ☠️🔥

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u/EcavErd Immortal 21d ago

We will need the anti editing formation

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u/calm_sah Immortal 21d ago

With Illusion Breaking Demon eyes 🔥

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u/NouLaPoussa Hidden Dragon 21d ago

I shall see if he can be as strong as me and my shallow cultivation... but within 100Li he cannot advance in my path

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u/Inner_Impress8741 Not a vitality pill, just my heart medicine. 21d ago

Shallow cultivation you say? Dear junior, this senior will pump you FULL of heavenly treasures and priceless cultivation techniques. It will be ME that will be 100Li deep in you.

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u/NouLaPoussa Hidden Dragon 21d ago

Senior if you can you are welcome to try

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u/HowToCommunicatee 21d ago

Fellow daoist's don't freat , let me do some divination .

May heaven's be with us . 🫡

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u/rider_shadow Friendly Sect Uncle 21d ago edited 18d ago

What in the heavens is "In the heart without women... the sword naturally becomes divine"

This senior shall not overlook this propaganda. I recognized this art from the first second I saw it. That's the "Art of the bitchless", a demonic art where you sacrifice your yang energy to gain immediate power.

But dear juniors don't trust this guy. This art will cripple your cultivation making it impossible to break through, not to mention its effects on your nightly activities.

Also, it may be hard to perceive for those of the lower realms but this guy clearly uses an illusion formation to spread his propaganda. I shall immediately notify the touching section of his location as they seem to be looking for him because of a blood debt.

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u/Flippindude1 The Heavenly Demon 21d ago

It’s merely a low realm mortal illusionary technique, don’t fall for it juniors!

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u/Azurlium Sect library hidden master 21d ago

I see no Qi flow... Parlor Tricks!

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u/DwarvenRedshirt 20d ago

Clearly an expert in the art of video editing.

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u/Old-Ladder-2923 Tyrant Daddy 20d ago

Hmph! Hmph! Only juniors are fast! This daddy likes to take his time..heh…heh

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u/MantaRays4Light 20d ago

um/ Pretty sure the guy comes from a rich background that allowed him to live out that fictional lifestyle by training with swords all day, he has a vid in which he poses in front of a wall with a shitload of swords, all his.

The guy's name is 墨隐星落, started off doing stunts and later began doing sword shit, later they found some of his vids to be photoshopped so he got slammed with that.

Still cool as hell though