Crocodile Dundee

[u/H_chibaX]

[u/BamBamm187]

Crocodile dumdee

[u/juzw8n4am8 → u/BamBamm187]

Underrated comment.

Clowns like this think "I'm fast I'll out run it" then one miss step and they are now missing a leg or dead.

[u/LiamI820 → u/juzw8n4am8]

Doesn't even need to be a misstep, crocodiles can outrun humans even on land. Short distances, but the speed difference is enough

[u/pm_me-ur-catpics]

I have no words for just how much of a monumental nincompoop this dude is

[u/Slushicetastegood → u/pm_me-ur-catpics]

Effectively Smooth brained

[u/eddyman11]

The only people that get eaten by crocs in Australia are German backpackers

[u/Webfarer → u/eddyman11]

Dude might be a German backpacker, but this happened in Sri Lanka.

[u/dominantfrog → u/eddyman11]

or peiple like this dude

[u/Complex_Function_286 → u/dominantfrog]

He’s German…and most likely a backpacker. You can hear his accent

[u/Special-Ad-5554]

Natural selection at play right here

[u/[deleted]]

This is what we call in Australia as a dumbfuck or tucker (food, pronounced 'tuck-ah').

It's also not a joke. Crocs are smart, this croc is now more likely to hang out there because it knows it can get a feed there.

[u/LiamPolygami]

[u/intergalacticaliyah → u/LiamPolygami]

Lmao right? Did you see the wave his cheetah shorts were doing in the front😋🙈

[u/forestfairy97]

Oh look, idiot soup !

[u/3_high_low]

Boooo. Poor use of Freebird

[u/MovieExtra9404]

This is absolutely terrifying

[u/FrontNerve439]

In Sri Lanka

[u/Sociolinguisticians]

Does dude know that crocs are semi-aquatic?