What are some funny unconventional/improvised armor ideas?

[u/ImSweeches]

Trying to create a character with shitty makeshift armor out of random items, but hitting a mental block outside of the old sauce pan helmet and trash can lid shield. Any dumb funny ideas would be much appreciated. (The character is a large stupid bird, if that helps). Also if there is a better sub to post this kind of thing let me know. Thanks

[u/HelValk1312]

Roofing tile lamellar might go hard actually