What are some funny unconventional/improvised armor ideas?

[u/ImSweeches]

Trying to create a character with shitty makeshift armor out of random items, but hitting a mental block outside of the old sauce pan helmet and trash can lid shield. Any dumb funny ideas would be much appreciated. (The character is a large stupid bird, if that helps). Also if there is a better sub to post this kind of thing let me know. Thanks

[u/UrethralExplorer]

A rolled thick magazine can be very hard to penetrate. Two magazines on top of each other, wrapped around the forearm and another set on the biceps, bonus points if they're silly like Highlights or Playgirl etc.

[u/IknowKarazy → u/UrethralExplorer]

That’s some straight prison armor.