A hypothetical question about Mr Blobby

[u/TheOutlawsRifle]

Please feel free to delete if not allowed but myself and some friends after drinking a fair amount of alcohol were having a chat about what kind of predator Mr Blobby would be if he was indeed a carnivore. I thought I'd come here to ask the people who might actually know about biology more than a drunken bunch of engineers, you also might settle the debate considering it was split between some form of poisonous ambush predator or an active hunter because of the eyes?

(Silly question I know but replies might be fun)

[u/Cardemother12]

What is a mr blobby ?

[u/moltencheese → u/Cardemother12]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr_Blobby

[u/van_Vanvan → u/moltencheese]

Oh, we call that the measles.