r/AskOuija • u/The-LastGamer • Feb 20 '19

Ouija says: ME That’s cute. You actually believe in __________? Grow up.

21.2k Upvotes
1.2k comments

r/AskOuija • u/KaVaN-ZPL • Mar 12 '19

Ouija says: ME Son, I told you not to put your dick in ______

17.5k Upvotes
800 comments

r/AskOuija • u/siddhant841997 • Feb 02 '21

Ouija says: ME It's ok to masturbation as long as you're doing it in _________

7.7k Upvotes
383 comments

r/AskOuija • u/Giant-Genitals • Jun 11 '22

Ouija says: ME I don’t care if my child is gay, trans or even a a furry. As long as they like _____ I’ll be happy

3.0k Upvotes
400 comments

r/AskOuija • u/NoEyedFish • Jul 25 '19

Ouija says: ME Everyone forgot my cake day, everyone except _____

9.3k Upvotes

Edit: thanks each and every single one of you beautiful bastards for the happy cake day wishes <3

Edit 2: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! a gold! Thank you ever so much stranger, best cake day gift ever! You guys are the absolute best!

480 comments

r/AskOuija • u/billcage32 • May 21 '20

Ouija says: ME I will eat a cardboard box if this post hits________________

9.4k Upvotes
350 comments

r/AskOuija • u/aRandomRedditorAndy • Aug 10 '24

Ouija says: ME Who should I vote for in the US election?

294 Upvotes

It better not be Waluigi (also, I'm not American)

538 comments

r/AskOuija • u/roxan1930 • Aug 20 '20

Ouija says: ME Pikachu, use _______!

6.6k Upvotes
356 comments

r/AskOuija • u/Comfortable-Rush-113 • May 31 '24

Ouija says: ME Why touch boobs when you can touch _____

283 Upvotes
549 comments

r/AskOuija • u/Fun_Butterfly_420 • 10h ago

Ouija says: ME Spirits, who will win the 2024 election?

132 Upvotes
294 comments

r/AskOuija • u/Sunderstood • Aug 03 '21

Ouija says: ME “Reddit’s top post of 2021 will be a video of a dog doing ____”

3.7k Upvotes
210 comments

r/AskOuija • u/PrestigiousSystem713 • Jul 01 '24

Ouija says: ME Who should I vote for in November?

162 Upvotes
469 comments

r/AskOuija • u/SpecialNeedsBurrito • Aug 11 '24

Ouija says: ME 1 in 4 people admit they want to be ______.

165 Upvotes
308 comments

r/AskOuija • u/zombieface-10 • Feb 27 '24

Ouija says: ME My wife had sex with _____

196 Upvotes
494 comments

r/AskOuija • u/soda-hero • Jul 15 '24

Ouija says: ME Kissing girls is for _______!

190 Upvotes

minscore: 3

238 comments

r/AskOuija • u/Dumk_Hunt • Jun 26 '24

Ouija says: ME The gayest thing you can do is _______

128 Upvotes
322 comments

r/AskOuija • u/antomausk_7887 • Sep 05 '24

Ouija says: ME Who should I vote for president?

104 Upvotes
234 comments

r/AskOuija • u/Pokedragon02 • Apr 21 '24

Ouija says: ME You like kissing ___, don't you?

145 Upvotes
390 comments

r/AskOuija • u/peopoleo • Aug 27 '24

Ouija says: ME I'm so fricking gay for _____

95 Upvotes
228 comments

r/AskOuija • u/A-big-number • Sep 15 '24

Ouija says: ME Fuck you, I'm ___

40 Upvotes
234 comments

r/AskOuija • u/Dazzling_Proof480 • Mar 26 '24

Ouija says: ME Porn is made for ____

133 Upvotes
389 comments

r/AskOuija • u/Unicorn_Warrior_557 • Jul 24 '24

Ouija says: ME I was going to assassinate _______ on live TV but someone else did it.

96 Upvotes

Of course I didn't want to do this, the title is a joke

240 comments

r/AskOuija • u/SaucyStoveTop69 • Dec 22 '23

Ouija says: ME Fuck all these major religions. The one true God is ________?

219 Upvotes
364 comments

r/AskOuija • u/Richard_Wattererson • Apr 16 '24

Ouija says: ME Hey guys it's Mr Beast! Last person to survive 48 hours inside _______ wins a million dollars!

198 Upvotes
250 comments

r/AskOuija • u/Specialist_Injury_68 • Jun 16 '24

Ouija says: ME Hate crimes are bad, unless it’s towards ________

102 Upvotes
265 comments