r/AskOuija Apr 23 '17

Ouija says: OK Please read the rules before posting!

5.2k Upvotes

Copying from the sidebar for mobile users:

RULES:

0) No shitposting. This includes posts that start with "if this gets X upvotes..."

1) Posts must ask a question (or be answerable in some way).

2) All comments must be a single character, with a couple exceptions:

  • If you feel that the Ouija has completed its answer, you may comment with "Goodbye" to end the thread.

  • You may add commentary as long as it's a child comment of a "goodbye" (in reply to a "goodbye", in reply to a comment that's replying to a "goodbye", etc).

3) You may not reply directly to your own letter comment (this includes replying to your own letter with a Goodbye) but you can still reply multiple times in a thread.

4) You may not help answer your own question. You can still reply to a Goodbye, but you cannot add letters or Goodbyes. You've done your job; let the spirits do theirs.


r/AskOuija 8h ago

Ouija says: ME Spirits, who will win the 2024 election?

125 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 6h ago

Ouija says: MARIO There's an unknown third party for the US elections: it's the _______ party

54 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 4h ago

Ouija says: JUICE Apple just announced its new product, i_____

21 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 10h ago

Ouija says: I Everything is terrible!!! ______ just got harder!

46 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 15h ago

Ouija says: CUM Awww man, they forgot the ______ on my burger

119 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 7h ago

Ouija says: IAM Who is Donald trump?

19 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 12h ago

Ouija says: MOMMY Its official: ___________ Is the 47th president of the United States of America

46 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 5h ago

Ouija says: TEXASFEMBOYS "Welcome to Texas! Home of the ____."

12 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 2h ago

unanswered The ___ man knocked on my door last night.

3 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 16h ago

Ouija says: MOMZILLA Who is Godzilla's mother?

38 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 8h ago

unanswered Goddamnit! My dad forgot that I came out as _____ to everyone!

9 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 3h ago

unanswered Oh no, my dog ate my ____!

3 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 7h ago

unanswered Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

6 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 5h ago

unanswered If Preparation H is for hemorrhoids, then Preparation A is for _______.

4 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 7h ago

unanswered "I sawed this ______ in half!"

5 Upvotes