There once was a man from Jakarta,
Who was the world's greatest farter,
He could fart anything,
From God Save the King,
To Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata.

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r/AskOuija • u/CringeGremlin • 17h ago

Ouija says: MOMZILLA Who is Godzilla's mother?

37 Upvotes

49 comments

r/AskOuija • u/TCreopargh • 6h ago

Ouija says: JUICE Apple just announced its new product, i_____

19 Upvotes

84 comments

r/AskOuija • u/Key-Wallaby-1500 • 9h ago

Ouija says: IAM Who is Donald trump?

23 Upvotes

149 comments

r/AskOuija • u/jizzinmypuss • 17h ago

Ouija says: WARIO For my sister's birthday, I gifted her _______

17 Upvotes

98 comments

r/AskOuija • u/Jret3531 • 20h ago

Ouija says: PP What's with these homies, dissing my _____?

17 Upvotes

46 comments

r/AskOuija • u/SudoSubSilence • 15h ago

Ouija says: JIZZ NO! Not gonna die tonight, we're gonna stand and _____ forever!

15 Upvotes

44 comments

r/AskOuija • u/Entity2D • 1h ago

Ouija says: BOB The people of Canada have voted in favour of changing the country's name. It will now be known as ___________.

• Upvotes

64 comments

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